Introduce Yourself!

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by Chip, Mar 30, 2009.

  1. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member Staff Member

    Hey, Theo! Is that short for Theodore? You know that means "gift of God," dont you? Live up to your name!

    Shoot me a PM and remind me to help dig up some old threads on politics, economics, international relations, international developmentand your other fields of interest.
  2. kev314

    kev314 New Member

    Kevin Moriarty, Man or Myth?

    Who am I?

    I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

    I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

    Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

    I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.

    I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

    I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

    I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

    I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

    But I have not yet received a college degree.


    BA in natural sciences/mathematics at TESC

    Educational Technology Masters at Arizona State University

    Educational Technology PhD at ASU

    Get paid to do "THE PLAN", while doing dissertation(system for teaching math to first through fifth graders for improved aims scores).

    married with 4 children and one on the way
    INTP on myers briggs (weak I, very strong N, strong I, weak P)

    interests: games(board and computer), philosophy, science fiction, movies, mensa, intertel, educational technology

  3. raristud

    raristud Member

    My god are you the son of the great grandmaster supreme pontificate omnipresent LeLand Milton Goldblatt! "The Reverend Leland Milton Goldblatt one of America’s foremost civil rights, religious and political figures. Over the past fifty years he has played a pivotal role in virtually every movement for empowerment, peace, civil rights, gender equality, and economic and social justice. Goldblatt is President Emeritus of Toe Academy and Georgian Trinity Southwestern. He is adjunct professor of Philosophy at the University serving in the Honours Program there." :D
  4. Y-rag

    Y-rag Guest

    No, more like a distant relative of Bernie Madoff, thrice removed. But you were on the right track!
  5. usac

    usac New Member

    new in here need youur help asap

    I there my name is Jean Pierre i'm a run a cadet Program for cadets from the ages of 12 to 18, , and one of my main thing is to encourage the cadets to go to college, then I realize I dont have a degree my self, therefore i started taking some of the fema classes.
    Please let me know what the best and most effective way that i can do this

  6. TheoK

    TheoK New Member

    Yes, it's short for the Greek version: Theodoros. I'll do so :)
  7. pde7dd

    pde7dd New Member


    I am Franks Thomas
    I am new to this community. Glad to be here.
    I find this forum is interesting .

    about my self:
    interest to further study:master engineering Online
  8. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator Staff Member

    Hi - Welcome to degreeinfo! What subdiscipline of engineering has caught your attention?
  9. Y-rag

    Y-rag Guest

    Newbie here. I'm on the practice squad. Obama supporter. Anything far right is far wrong. Most things right are mostly wrong. I do believe in the right to bear arms, just not automatic weapons. I support gay rights, lesbians rock. I am for a nat'l healthcare system w/public option. Also term limits, tort reform.....Heck, that'll start it off. Put a bullseye on my back from the git go. "Can I get a hell yeah"? Startin grad school in Jan, can't wait to stir up the pot there.

    Lastly, let's stop this nonsense of pardoning career criminals and those sick individuals who have absolutely no ability to reform. Matter of fact, life means life! Bread & water w/peanut butter & jelly as the main course.

    If I've captured your attention, please let me know. My goal is to play offense or defense a little and get that Masters. Honestly, if I sit the bench it means I'm not laying in the box, that makes me a player. Stay normal and safe.........
  10. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member Staff Member

    TheoK - I gave you tour own thread on political science, economics, and international relations: - TheoH
  11. Snrjames

    Snrjames New Member

    New Member

    Please I am a new member and i dont know my way around on this page
    Are there medical officer or students on your forum?
  12. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator Staff Member

    Hi - There's not too many med students in this neighborhood as that sort of degree can't really be completed through distance learning. There may be one or two places where you can take an individual course through distance learning but there are no real degree programs that I know of.
  13. Desire Egbaoghene

    Desire Egbaoghene New Member

    New in the forum

    I am happy to be on this forum. I have just ended my degree programme in human resource management and I am desirous of studying further. I need information on online and distance learning masters programmes.
  14. Desire Egbaoghene

    Desire Egbaoghene New Member

    This is not a medical degree. It is a personnel management programme or any masters programme in the human sciences
  15. Desire Egbaoghene

    Desire Egbaoghene New Member

    Quickly reply please
  16. Ian Anderson

    Ian Anderson Active Member

    People on this site have jobs and other activities thar prevent immediate responses but you will probably get responses soon. But you must specify what subjects you want to study, price ranges, your countrry of residence, and any other desirements you might have.

    In the meantime use the search function to look for your area of interest.
  17. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member Staff Member

  18. alymohd58

    alymohd58 New Member

    Dr. Engineer / Elazab

    I'm Mohameed
    hello for all the people
  19. alymohd58

    alymohd58 New Member


    hello for all the staff , i'm here looking for any thing about anger , and i can hear any advise from any body ,
  20. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator Staff Member

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