The REAL Steve Levicoff???

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Steve Levicoff, Mar 10, 2017.

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  1. Steve Levicoff

    Steve Levicoff Well-Known Member

    Nice try, Kiz, but no cigar. I never look him up, but once every six months or so I look me up - to see if there's anything new that needs my attention (such as people publishing my books online without permission).
    Perhaps. If that's the case, the good posts are mine, and the obnoxious posts are the other guy.

    But seriously, as a moderator, you would be the first to know if I were doing that. When I was trucking around the country, Chip once told me that I had more ISP's than any other member - makes sense, since I was constantly traveling. But now that I'm retired I use only one or two ISP's and they're generally in the same city. I assume that mods can detect a user's ISP, so you would already know if anyone else were posting under my name.
     
  2. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah well I still think it seems pretty stalkerish. As for the posts, at least you recognize that they're obnoxious. Maybe there's hope for you.
     
  3. Rich Douglas

    Rich Douglas Well-Known Member

    By Emo Phillips:

    Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

    He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

    He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

    Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
     
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  4. Steve Levicoff

    Steve Levicoff Well-Known Member

    This joke is soooooooooooo old - even older than Emo Phillips.
    FWIW, however, here's his live version:
     
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  6. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    Clearly Dr. Levicoff has reached the level of spiritual discipline and enlightenment that allows him to bi-locate. Common enough in the Middle Ages.
     
  7. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    Or perhaps he is merely beside himself.
     
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  8. Is Bi-Locate the new dating service for poly folks?
     

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