U. of P.'s Schizo Web Site Words/Phrases that describe their web site: 1. Disjointed 2. Non-intuitive 3. Left-brain designed (high level of complexity and detail) 4. Dizzy 5. Confusing 6. Frustrating 7. Too many Faculty related independent portals We are given about 4-5 different portals. Some which require to sign on again. 8. Not consistent page layout or theme. The OCD Course Format Design of U. of P 1. Apparently designed mostly by Left-brainers. 2. Apparently designed by Left-brainers who are addicted to lists. 3. Apparently designed by Left-brainers addicted to lists but on pain-killers or hallucinogenic drugs (The lists are all over the place). 4. Apparently designed by Left-brainers addicted to lists and drugs who are Sado-Masochists. They assume you love to suffer and want to join the "fun." 5. The lists induce a psychotropic experience of entering a black hole (also known as "the Rabbit Hole") and often creates a suspended hypnotic mental state of insanity but with no escape routes (you would be expelled should you yell too loud in disgust). 6. Like a house of mirrors, the lists are endless, overwhelming, and create anger with the potential for greater degrees of emotional discomfort.