Progressive Universal Life Church

Discussion in 'Accreditation Discussions (RA, DETC, state approva' started by roysavia, Jan 30, 2003.

  1. roysavia

    roysavia New Member

    You should check out this site:

    The Progressive Universal Life Church now offers a Sainthood Certification along with many other postgraduate degrees and professional licenses. What a divine way to elevate ones status to that of Saint. Just imagine, no need for papal approval or beatification. Just pay $20.00 to join God's exclusive House of Lords. Looks great on your resume too!
  2. cdhale

    cdhale Member

    I like where it says that
    When you graduate and receive your beautiful Diploma, you will be a CERTIFIED PROFESSIONAL, authorized to charge top dollar for your Psychic services.

    I wonder if this is where Ms Cleo got her start?????

  3. Bill Grover

    Bill Grover New Member

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  4. roysavia

    roysavia New Member

    Re: Re: Progressive Universal Life Church

  5. BillDayson

    BillDayson New Member

    Re: Re: Re: Progressive Universal Life Church

    If you set up your own church, then you get the right to define sainthood any way you want to.
  6. BillDayson

    BillDayson New Member

    If you had bought one of their psychic diplomas, you would already know the answer to that question.
  7. roysavia

    roysavia New Member

    If there is someone out there who has one of these diplomas, I'd like to know the winning numbers to next months Florida State Lottery.:p :p :p :p
  8. cdhale

    cdhale Member

    Well, of course I would.... IF I had bought one. But I am taking the lazy way out and hoping that one of you suckers... I mean, good people.... had already purchased one and could answer my question for me. Then I could save $20...

  9. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Mine came in the mail yesterday!

    Russell, PCS
    Professional Certified Saint
  10. Nosborne

    Nosborne New Member

    Didn't Martin Luther have something to say about the sale of indulgences?

    Nosborne, JD
  11. Dennis Ruhl

    Dennis Ruhl member

    I have always considered myself somewhat orthodox so I will stick with the parent Universal Life Church.
  12. Nosborne

    Nosborne New Member

    As opposed to the Whole Life Church?

    Nosborne, JD
  13. Rev Kelly

    Rev Kelly New Member

    I am trying to find that site but am unable to. I am interested in the Certified Psychic course that can be completed in one week. [email protected] Thank you
  14. Garp

    Garp Active Member

    Not sure what to say about that. I am thinking if you had an aptitude you would have been able to find one?? Since, I am not aware of any genuine certifications in psychic powers I would think this is not necessary anyway.

    Plus I am wondering why you resurrected this ancient thread?
  15. emmzee

    emmzee New Member

    I think it's part of the certification test. If you can't find it, they figure your psychic skillz aren't up to par and don't deserve certification. :lmao:
  16. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator Staff Member

    Does Flo teach at that school?
  17. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member Staff Member

    Who dug up this old thread?
  18. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    No Kojak, Matlock or Serpico needed, Ted. Appears to be a mono-post by new member Rev Kelly.

    If you Google "Progressive Universal Life Church," this thread comes up first - even before the Church itself. Either Rev Kelly was really looking for the school or he's some kind of super-SEO wizard.

    If you go to the Church's website, you're now directed to this new one: Spiritual Humanism - Free Online Ordination - Be an Ordained Minister Hope this helps someone.

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  19. OpalMoon34

    OpalMoon34 member

    I have a feeling that this “Rev” Kelly is none other than our fake doctor (in truth, not even a high school graduate) Theresa M. Kelly of the University of Alternative Studies scam who purchased her bogus title from Universal Life Church. She is probably interested in plagiarizing Progressive Universal Life Church’s Certified Psychic course in the same way that she stole Florida International University’s logo.
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  20. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    Hi OpalMoon34 - say, don't I remember you from DD? :)

    You could be right - so let's find out. I officially invite poster Rev. Kelly to re-join the thread and tell us his/her story. Answer or no answer - we'll know the truth. "By their fruits shall ye know them." (Matthew 7:20)


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