Axact universities

Discussion in 'Accreditation Discussions (RA, DETC, state approva' started by Kizmet, Aug 29, 2015.

  1. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator Staff Member

    Somewhere in Switzerland money is flowing from an Axact shell company into a numbered account that ultimately belongs to some Pakistani Judge.

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  2. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    Right, Kizmet. The incorruptible Judge Judy could sort through this trial in less than 8 minutes - and deal with two other Axact miscreants in the same episode! The network could have a special "Judge Judy - All Axact Week." Like Pokemon - Gotta catch them all!

    They need Judge Judy in Pakistan! I'm starting a GoFundHer page!
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  6. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    For Shoaib Shaikh, CEO of Axact.

    Shaikhy Baby, slip a Master's under the tree for me
    You've been an awful bad boy,
    Shaikhy Baby, so mail it from Karachi tonight.

    Shaikhy Baby, a doctorate too, please
    I'll wait up for you, dear
    Shaikhy Baby, so print it up at Axact tonight..

    Think of all the stuff I never learned,
    Think of those degrees I haven't earned...
    This year you got oh so rich
    Think of all the folks you burned ...

    Shaikhy honey, I need to know - where's Umair Hamid?
    Has he served his time?
    And Shaikhy Baby, I need a D. Min. - and that's not a sin
    Been an angel all year
    Shaikhy Baby, so have it apostilled tonight.

    And Shaikhy Baby, please include an MBA - I'll make much better pay
    A hundred grand a year,
    Shaikhy Baby, so keep those presses rollin' tonight.

    Shaikhy Baby, take the red-eye from Karachi tonight.
    Red-eye from Karachi tonight
    Red-eye, tonight.

    Apologies to the writers of Santa Baby - Joan Javits & Philip Springer
    And the divine Miss Eartha Kitt, who sang it.

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