America needs...

Yikes. That's one of the worst photoshop jobs I've ever seen.

 

Yep. Totally lame. Jon McNaughton glorifies Trump in a similar way, but at least he has the decency to do it with some skill. That here... words fail me.

 

Hold onto your papers!

 

Trump cards are now trading at a minimum of $750
This one just sold for $6000!!!
https://opensea.io/collection/trump-digital-trading-cards/activity



All aboard the Trump Card Train!

 

ONE JUST SOLD FOR $24,000

 

Aren't they slapped-together with his head being Photoshopped onto cheap drawings? Some of them have his head depicted in weird ways.

 

I hope she does.

 

Well, had I bought, I couldn't resist selling at least 1/2 the collection and taking the 350% profit. Also, I would be selling the individual cards going for 5k+ each.

In a market, you need buyers and sellers. I imagine the trading volume will slow down at some point.

I wonder if the prices will hold up or collapse soon.

 

You do? Seriously? I wonder whether Donald Trump will hold up or collapse soon!

 

I think it's impossible to make such a weird head look normal. That hairdo! Even Photoshop doesn't have a "remove weird" button.

 

The $40,000+ Animated Trump Card
https://opensea.io/assets/matic/0x24a11e702cd90f034ea44faf1e180c0c654ac5d9/1518




Prices have dropped back down to $500.

 

Maybe there'll be a "dead cat bounce" at the very bottom.

 

It's not (just) drawings. I'm not super skilled at Photoshop myself, but I can tell that these things have been pasted together from at least 3 or 4 real photos (possibly more). A skilled designer can use 6-10 photos to make something amazing that the average person wouldn't be able to easily tell is Photoshop. These... do not appear to have been touched by a competent designer. The compositions themselves are just all wrong and have been pasted together in an unnatural way. It doesn't even look like a stylistic choice; it looks like laziness.

 

Yes, they're poorly rendered, many using images lifted from other sites. But that's not the designers' fault. They had to change to the year-too-late NFT after Trump's original idea had to be abandoned. Apparently, it involved a Sesame Street character with bad grammar who giggles when you tickle him....

 

Trump NFT Cold Open - SNL

 

@Charles Fout Back a few posts ago, in this thread, Charles and I were talking about New Orleans. I just heard this song on my favourite station - Jazz-FM 91.1 - my favourite show - "Gumbo Kitchen" and I think it's appropriate as we count down to Christmas. Hope you enjoy.

The Day it Snows on Christmas (in New Orleans) - Allen Toussaint

There'll be no crazy down on Bourbon Street
The second line is gonna lose the beat
They won't be having fun at Mardi Gras
And all the Cajuns going to move to Arkansas

Yeah, the alligator's going to fly
And doubloons will rain from the sky
And the Pontchartrain will freeze, and we all are gonna skate
The day it snows on Christmas, yeah
In New Orleans, the day it snows on Christmas, yeah, yeah

There'll be no flavor to the beans and rice
And Mr. Emeril will forget the spice
Well, let me tell you 'bout the odds of that
Just like trying to hold the mighty Mississippi back

Yeah, the alligator's going to fly
And doubloons will rain from the sky
And the Pontchartrain will freeze, and we all are gonna skate
The day it snows on Christmas, yeah
In New Orleans, the day it snows on Christmas, yeah, yeah

Don't take no skis down to the levee
Don't take no sleigh down to Monkey Hill, no, no
Santa ain't bringing no snow this year
And he never will

The coffee won't have any chicory
The moss will fall right off the live oak tree
Tchoupitoulas won't have one pothole
And the saints'll go marching to the Super Bowl

Yeah, the alligator's gone to fly
And doubloons will fall from the sky
And the Pontchartrain will freeze, and we all are gonna skate
The day it snows on Christmas, yeah
In New Orleans, the day it snows on Christmas day

I can't wait
The day it snows on Christmas, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Mm-mm
Merry Christmas, y'all!

 

Thank you! And - Right back at you!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! <3

 

My Isetta once needed a new muffuletta...