Why did the farmer cross the road?

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  1. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator Staff Member

  2. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member Staff Member

    Must be a pretty big pond to accomodate 5,000 ducks!
     
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  3. TEKMAN

    TEKMAN Semper Fi!

    A farmer does not realize how serious traffic congestion because he or she has never lived in the city. If he ducks 5,000 ducks into the city of Shanghai, Bejing, Seoul, Tokyo, Saigon, or Hong Kong. Everyone on that day will have duck soup for dinner. :borladuck::borladuck::borladuck::borladuck::borladuck:=:reporter:
     
  4. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

  5. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member Staff Member

    now known as Ho Chi Minh City
     
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  6. edwardlynch

    edwardlynch New Member

    It needs a huge pond, that's too many.
     
  7. Ian Anderson

    Ian Anderson Active Member

    Maybe the ducks crossed the road for some foul reason.
     
  8. TEKMAN

    TEKMAN Semper Fi!

    Ted,

    I am sorry, but in my mind there is/was never "Ho Chi Minh City."
     
  9. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member Staff Member

    Yeah, it is sad that South Vietnam lost the war.
     
  10. edwardlynch

    edwardlynch New Member

    Yeah I think so. :)
     

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