Russian MP trips, falls on some bullets https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/23/former-russian-mp-denis-voronenkov-shot-dead-in-kiev?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
Russian lawyer "accidentally" falls from window https://www.wsj.com/articles/lawyer-for-russian-whistleblowers-family-falls-out-of-window-1490203587
Russian guy poisoned . . . again Vladimir Kara-Murza, a twice-poisoned Russian dissident, says: 'If it happens a third time, that'll be it' | The Independent
I thought I read somewhere that they inject dudes with poison. I can't remember if some of it was radioactive.
I think you mean this particular assassination: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Alexander_Litvinenko
connecting the dots https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikehayes/russian-lawyer-plunges-from-window?utm_term=.nhbgDz1nE#.eayzM86ZY
lots of unhappy russians---at least they are still alive---so far https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/russian-police-arrest-protesters-at-nationwide-anti-corruption-rallies/2017/03/26/11208e46-10a1-11e7-aa57-2ca1b05c41b8_story.html?utm_term=.826f3e321cd8
Another unfortunate "fall." Russian lawmaker dead after allegedly slipping and hitting his head - Business Insider
Remarkable string of misfortune. I have a Lenten confession to make: for the last 3 years, I often wish this strange malady would fall onto one particular leader; the one who likes shirtless horseback photos of himself. Mea maxima culpa.
And here are stories of 10 unhappy Russians who are not still alive: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/03/23/here-are-ten-critics-of-vladimir-putin-who-died-violently-or-in-suspicious-ways/?tid=a_inl&utm_term=.82ee6c989044 J.
This picture of him is no more inspiring than the shirtless ones, but I do like his car. I like quirky, odd cars and the 1972 Zaporozhets certainly qualifies. Stanislav, wish any kind of malady you prefer on the leader, but nothing must happen to the car! I posted this picture years ago on another forum and I think it was Steve Foerster who remarked that he "didn't recognize him at first, with his shirt on." https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Putin_with_his_1972_Zaporozhets.jpg The leader - hmph. :sad: But c,mon, you gotta like the car! J.
Study Finds Suspicious Circumstances Still Leading Cause Of Death In Russia - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Zaporozhets rocks, a legend on wheels. The plant that made it, ZAZ (in Zaporozhye, Ukraine) followed it up with Tavria, but that car had much less character - it was essentially Ford Fiesta built with really, really low quality. I frankly do not care about the way His Dickness would leave us. With any luck, someone close to him would slip him some Polonium.
"Can you hear me now?" Strictly speaking this is off-topic but it's got a Russian guy in a grave so it's not too far off the mark. Soon to be a cellphone commercial? Russian buried alive calls brother to save him from grave | Daily Mail Online
Here's an old one that's a new one https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasonleopold/putins-media-czar-was-murdered-just-before-meeting-feds?utm_term=.yovlZQ4AXn#.iuV7VOkjyz
It must have been something I ate. https://nypost.com/2018/03/05/ex-russian-spy-critically-ill-after-exposure-to-unknown-substance/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
How long before they try again? https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/daughter-of-poisoned-russian-spy-released-from-hospital-says-british-media/2018/04/10/d3256d4c-3c90-11e8-8d53-eba0ed2371cc_story.html?utm_term=.bb62d6709e16