Safe Assign Results: Am I a filthy, plagiarising scum-bag?

Discussion in 'General Distance Learning Discussions' started by SurfDoctor, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    I was too busy not going to Harvard to realize that you even left :wink:
  2. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    Nuptials? Really? So I suppose this means that I should stop waiting . . .:raincloud:
  3. Randell1234

    Randell1234 Moderator

    Are we invited?
  4. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    Really? You would want a Harvard man? You seem like such a Yale person to me.
  5. AUTiger00

    AUTiger00 New Member

    Sorry. She's been with me for two years and claims she really wants this. Even after recommending the Kenny Loggins classic Highway to the Danger Zone for our first dance she still wants to go through with the wedding so I guess I have to go through with it (just to be clear my, my song rec was summarily dismissed).

    Depends. You bringing presents? We're registered at Crate & Barrel, Pottery Barn and some other places. I was told registering for a boat wasn't an option and lost interest.
  6. widereader

    widereader New Member

    I suggest that you plagiarism checkers in the internet. There are lots of these. Since it is for your grade, buy a professional version of these plagia checkers.
  7. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    It's the Auburn cred that catches the eye.
  8. Bruce

    Bruce Moderator

    I don't care about the wedding, I just want to go to the bachelor party. :wiggle:
  9. GeeBee

    GeeBee Member

    Since this is a forum dedicated to online education, and since we are scattered all over, we could have an Online Virtual Bachelor Party.
  10. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    Safe Assign Results: I just looked at the SafeAssign results for the lit review in question and it showed a 7% match to other sources but it did not catch anything I was worried about. In fact, the matches were a bunch of lame, computer oriented matches of text such as this: "Results of this study indicated that the" It actually tagged that phrase as possible plagiarism. A phrase like that must appear in thousands of journal articles.

    I knew I was not a plagiarist and now I'm not so worried about SafeAssign and others like it.
  11. AUTiger00

    AUTiger00 New Member

    Bachelor party is actually going to be pretty amazing. My best man has narrowed it to three locations; Reykjavic, Amsterdam and Prague. We've been to all three together and they are all insane places. Any opinions on narrowing it down? And Bruce, if you're buying me drinks you're welcome to come. I'll warn you, it's going to be the biggest showing of American Jackassery ever experienced on the European Continent. The group that is going will be certain to remind all locals of why American tourist are so loathed. My end goal is to set international relations with the host country back by 50 years.
  12. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    Typical Harvard man. :smile:
  13. Bruce

    Bruce Moderator

    Unfortunately, international travel is not in my 2012 budget, sorry.

    That statement is only true because mine was held in North America.

    Remember when you're arrested that you want the American embassy notified, have enough Euros for bail, and get the hell out of the country before you go to trial (most countries won't apply for extradition unless the charge is murder).

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