Apparently Death couldn't put it off any longer. At first I imagined pits of flame and endless torment such as the good Reverend threatened anyone who didn't agree with him but then I thought, no, maybe he has to work for all eternity as a drag queen in front of adoring audiences.
If that IS what Hell is like - then I'm glad I took that Fashion Design course. At least I'll be able to come up with a pretty good wardrobe for my act.
Hell for Pat Robertson. Maybe heaven for you. My father used to say of my mother that should she end up there, she'd say, "Close the door! There's a draft in here!" Being rather cold blooded myself, I'd probably say the same.
Hmm. Opening number? Chanel, definitely - from the Karl Lagerfeld years, I think... we can DO this! C'mon, Pat. Dry those tears. It's time for rehearsal. Oh, this is SO much fun!
Hell and Drag Queens? That would have been a GREAT scenario for Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Some_Like_It_Hot "Some Like It Hot" - even the title fits nosborne48's scenario! We need a remake! Who's gonna direct? Oh, I know! "Paging Mr. Smithee! Mr Alan Smithee*... ah, there you are, sir. Telephone for you - a Mr. Johann and Mr. Nosborne... * Alan Smithee (also Allen Smithee) is an official pseudonym used by film directors who wish to disown a project. From here - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Smithee
My definition of hell would be arriving in heaven and finding that I had to room with Pat Robertson while waiting for my room to get ready.
Yeah, that's bad. But since it's a temporary thing, I think it's more like Purgatory ... isn't it? As an atheist, I'm not even sure I'm supposed to know.
I must admit ... I DO like that thought! Better get down to studyin,' Pat. Today's sermon is from the Gospel According to RuPaul: https://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/the-15-best-songs-by-todays-drag-performers/
