Joanne Carson, PhD?

Discussion in 'General Distance Learning Discussions' started by warguns, May 12, 2015.

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  1. Neuhaus

    Neuhaus Well-Known Member

    You're really not helping to dispel the theory that we're the same person.

    Or maybe I'm not helping.

    Or maybe...we are the same person?

    Have we started an underground boxing club, by chance?
     
  2. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    The late Mrs. Carson led a very interesting life. Most interesting to me was her long, enduring friendship with the famed author, Truman Capote. A quote from her: "It was Truman's encouragement and strength that pushed me to become Joanne Copeland-Carson, Ph.D."

    It's here: Even in An Urn, Truman Capote Remains the Talk of the Party : People.com

    Unfortunately, I was unable to find which school Mr. Capote encouraged her to attend.

    J.
     
  3. novadar

    novadar Member

    Interesting:

    Warguns - a Grunt (USMC Vet)
    Neuhaus - a Squid (USN Vet)

    I want to see a face off. Great Lakes vs. Parris Island. Let's roll gentlemen, Hoah
     
  4. cookderosa

    cookderosa Resident Chef

    WTH is going on here?:hijacked: You guys need to chill.
     
  5. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

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  6. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    I think that Rules 11-20 might all apply to some part of this thread.
    I especially like #9.
     
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  7. major56

    major56 Active Member

    Ditto…
    And from one former Marine to another … Marine-up Warguns and end this silliness…
    :smokin:
     
  8. Neuhaus

    Neuhaus Well-Known Member

    I've said all I feel is necessary.

    Though not evident to those who cannot see me I immediately left and read a book after my post.

    I also ate some pie.

    Later, I may have more pie.

    To answer any potential follow ups, it is key lime.
     
  9. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    Which book? Any pie left? Mmmmmm, key lime.
     
  10. Neuhaus

    Neuhaus Well-Known Member

    The Book of Mychal

    And sadly (for everyone else) I ate the pie for breakfast this morning because I pledged to my parents, when I was 12, that I would eat pie for breakfast when I was grown-up.
     
  11. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    Well, a promise is a promise.:sad:

    (and in keeping with Godwin's Law, pie is not at all like Nazism.)
     
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  12. airtorn

    airtorn Moderator

    Yep.

    nom, nom, nom...
     
  13. Neuhaus

    Neuhaus Well-Known Member

    It's true. Though, I did once eat a slightly antisemitic cookie.
     
  14. Pugbelly2

    Pugbelly2 Member

    I haven't forgotten. I admit, based on the opinions of others, that I was rude. However, that is in no way related to the point I made in my last post. I asked you if you have considered the possibility that you come across in such a manner as to bring out this "rudeness" in people who don't seem to be rude to anyone other than you.
     
  15. Steve Levicoff

    Steve Levicoff Well-Known Member

    It's a well-known historical fact that Hitler once dropped in on Himmler for an unexpected visit.

    Himmler is reported to have opened the door and say, "Adolf! If I knew you were coming, I would have baked a kike!"

    After dinner, they had a contest to see how many people each of them could stuff into a Volkswagen. Hitler won that one - he had 47 Jews hidden in the ashtray.
    _____________________

    (Yes, I can tell those jokes. I'm Jewish.)
     
  16. Neuhaus

    Neuhaus Well-Known Member

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