How far can you go in an effort to be funny...

In my latest attempt to be funny and offensive I give you . . .

Tell-tale signs that you are becoming German

Ten tell-tale signs that you've gone native - The Local

 

Careful, some mods tend to be thin skinned around these parts, lol.

 

Which ones?

 

Not you, and I'll plead the 5th . . .

:nana:

 

Overheard at one of the bars:

There were three pregnant women sitting in the doctor's office. The first woman said, "I'm going to have a boy because I was on top." The second woman said, "I'm going to have a girl because I was on the bottom." The third woman said, "OMG! I'm going to have puppies!"

 

Sadly, I'm sure you could tell some of my high school students that, and they'd believe it.
:frown:
-Matt

 

Really? Are kids these days really that naive?

 

Surely you jest. /sarcasm

 

This is good. But some may feel bad for the titles the areas have in the pic.

 

Yeah! I agree with you.

 

OK guys, what part of that did I violate? Please be specific.

 

@Megabeet, @JohnnyAloha

Fuck you. Orally and forcefully with a giant forearm sized dildo such that you need to stick your toothbrush.. up your ass to brush your teeth.

If you see what I did there.. the above is provided as an example of something that is clearly a violation of TOS as there is no other way to interpret it but a personal attack.

What Kizmet did is not anywhere close to as offensive as what I just posted. Therefore it's ok.

Sometimes, it's liberating to not be an admin.

IT

 

ITJD, while I understand you feel the need to make a point, and by no means do I consider myself a prude, your comment/example is rather distasteful.

 

That's why we're practicing proper oral hygiene by including the toothbrush.

 

C'mon kids, it's not worth it. I'm trying to find the edge of humor. I'm not even close. I hear stuff on the comedy network every night that's much more offensive.

Who watches Tosh.0?

 

Yep. On it, I learned that hyenas have an incredible sense of smell.

[video]http://youtu.be/FaH4za2yoFs[/video]

 

Touche!