Best Chuck Norris Christmas Sayings...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Dr. Gina, Dec 25, 2007.

  1. Dr. Gina

    Dr. Gina New Member

    Ok...Since I have now updated myself on the "Chuck Norris Facts" thanks to you guys and my son I thought it my be fun to have a contest. The contest is who here, on, in the spirit of the season, can come up with the best "Chuck Norris Christmas Fact".

    Happy Holidays!
  2. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    Come to think of it, he might have said that which is on the button I wear this time of year:

  3. Rich Douglas

    Rich Douglas Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris doesn't "give" anything for Christmas. What he's got, you don't want any part of.

    Chuck Norris's favorite gift: he lets you live.

    Don't put lumps of coal in Chuch Norris's stocking; he turns them in to looking at them.

    Rudolph's nose is red. The other 8 reindeer then learned not to back-talk Chuck Norris.

    The Magi really brought gold, frankincense, and a copy of "Lone Wolf McQuade."

    When Chuck Norris dresses up as Santa, the bad guys never hear the third "Ho."

    Chuck Norris was the original choice for "The Santa Clause," but he kept killing the guy wearing the bad sweaters.

    The "Greatest Story Ever Told"? "Missing in Action III." Any questions? I didn't think so.
  4. Dr. Gina

    Dr. Gina New Member

    Ok...These three ar pretty good - especially the second one
  5. truckie270

    truckie270 New Member

    Superman asked Santa for Chuck Norris pajamas.
  6. raristud

    raristud Member

    When Chuck Norris was a little kid, he once urinated next to a truck. That truck is now known as, Optimus Prime.

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