The ted heiks roast thread

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  1. buckwheat3

    buckwheat3 Master of the Obvious

    Although my long lost pal Ted is slightly younger than me and so is my other pal Tireman slightly younger than me...anyone even slightly misconstrued of aggravating either individual will be toting a South Carolina ass kicking from me.... just setting the tone :eek:)
     
    buckwheat3, Feb 3, 2013
    #61
  2. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Well, I just passed post number 10,801.
     
    Ted Heiks, Mar 24, 2013
    #62
  3. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    A good South Carolina ass kicking? Like Rep. Preston Brooks and Sen. Charles Sumner?
     
    Ted Heiks, Mar 24, 2013
    #63
  4. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    Ted is so old that when he says that he's "getting a little action," it means he doesn't need to take any fiber that day.

    We love ya Teddy! :pokey:
     
    Kizmet, Mar 24, 2013
    #64
  5. Rich Douglas

    Rich Douglas Well-Known Member

    Ted is so old that when his wife at dinner asked him to pass the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
     
    Rich Douglas, Mar 25, 2013
    #65
  6. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Careful, there, Dr. Douglas! You're three years older than me!
     
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    Ted Heiks, Mar 25, 2013
    #66
  7. Rich Douglas

    Rich Douglas Well-Known Member

    Oh, I'm so old that I didn't take History in school....there wasn't any yet!
     
    Rich Douglas, Mar 25, 2013
    #67
  8. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Nobody appreciates my sense of humour.
     
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    Ted Heiks, May 14, 2013
    #68
  9. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    It's a lonely existence isn't it? We should start a support group.

    I got a 3 on the US History AP exam, for a whopping 6 credits (just another example of what great things you can accomplish by not studying!). My mediocre just-barely-passing knowledge of US history was enough for me to vagely remember the incident which helped me get your joke. I appreciated the reference, but no laughter ensued.
     
    Maniac Craniac, May 14, 2013
    #69
  10. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    post number 10,901 (another palindrome post)
     
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    Ted Heiks, May 14, 2013
    #70
  11. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    only 66 more posts and tedmeister hits the big 11,000
     
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    Ted Heiks, May 30, 2013
    #71
  12. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Nobody noticed that I passed the 11,000 post mark.
     
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    Ted Heiks, Jul 5, 2013
    #72
  13. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    11,011 posts (another palindrome post)
     
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    Ted Heiks, Jul 5, 2013
    #73
  14. Rich Douglas

    Rich Douglas Well-Known Member

    Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
     
    Rich Douglas, Jul 5, 2013
    #74
  15. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    post 11,012 10:56
    post 11,011 9:48

    11,011 posts lasted 1 hour and 8 minutes
     
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    Ted Heiks, Jul 5, 2013
    #75
  16. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    Isn't that a record? :smile:
     
    SteveFoerster, Jul 5, 2013
    #76
  17. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    11,111 posts (another palindrome post!) Let's see how long this lasts.
     
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    Ted Heiks, Aug 3, 2013
    #77
  18. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    post 11, 111 08-02-2013 12:39 PM
    post 11,112 08-03-2013 07:36 PM

    11,111 posts lasted 29 hours and 3 minutes.
     
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    Ted Heiks, Aug 3, 2013
    #78
  19. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    ..........
     
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    Ted Heiks, Aug 24, 2013
    #79
  20. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    post 11,211 I(another palindrome post!)
     
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    Ted Heiks, Aug 24, 2013
    #80
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