Well, y'all, it's been a year now ...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Ted Heiks, Feb 17, 2006.

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  1. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    ... and here's to another 3300 posts in the coming year!
     
  2. JLV

    JLV Active Member

    Is that a threat....? :D

    Congratulations! :) I think you could be one of the most prolific posters. Keep it up.
     
  3. Steve Levicoff

    Steve Levicoff Well-Known Member

    Well, I'm impressed . . . Are you, by any chance, gay?

    If not, would you like to be? :D
     
  4. philosophicalme

    philosophicalme New Member

    HA! :p
     
  5. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    ...on each forum. Come on Ted, I know you can do it!

    -=Steve=-
     
  6. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    No, but interestingly enough, now that I am age 44, I can say positively that I've been sexually propositioned by 15 prostitutes, 10 gay men, 1 ex-wife, 1 ex-girlfriend, and 3 females whom I considered friends rather than girlfriends. So, 50% of the propositions (the 15 prostitutes) I had to turn down on the grounds that they weren't the type to love me and respect me in the morning. Of the 50% of the propositions that were non-commercial in nature, 67% of those (33% of the total), I had to turn down on the grounds that I don't swing that way. :D
     
  7. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member


    Its that big brain of yours Tedmeister! :)



    Abner :)
     
  8. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Well, I always thought the reason why so many guys have wanted me was because of my posterior endowments, if you know what I mean.
     
  9. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Guys, have someone stand on picket duty! We wouldn't want the porno police from the troll forums to see our sacred circle type rituals, here, now would we? ;)
     
  10. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    This suggests the ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, and three just-friendses were all fair game?

    -=Steve=-
     
  11. philosophicalme

    philosophicalme New Member

    Ted, you're cracking me up :D
     
  12. philosophicalme

    philosophicalme New Member

    Reporting for duty, sir!
     
  13. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member


    You bust me up Tedmeister!!!!



    Abner :)
     
  14. Rivers

    Rivers New Member

    You beat me by a long shot Ted! Congrats.
     
  15. Michael Lloyd

    Michael Lloyd New Member

    This reminds me of a question when I go to donate blood. They always ask, "have you had sex with someone for money?"

    The blood bank people were not amused when I replied "No, but does for dinner and a movie count?" I still think it was funny.
     
  16. AuditGuy

    AuditGuy Member

    That is a riot! I am stealing that next time I donate blood.
     
  17. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    They really don't have a sense of humor. I was born in 1973. When I was eighteen I donated blood, and they asked if I'd had sex with another man, even once, since 1977. I said, "1977? Mmm, nope, not since then."

    Nothin'. They're a tough room.

    -=Steve=-
     
  18. Lajazz947

    Lajazz947 New Member

    Side story

    A side story:

    When I was 15 years old my Dad who was from the old county, offerfed to take me to Las Vegas to have sex with a prostitute.

    As naive, embarrased and scared as I was I said no.

    Last year I asked him if the offer still stood, he said no.
     
  19. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    Re: Side story



    :) Abner
     
  20. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    It's always so funny when some guy up at karaoke notices the size of that wagon I'm draggin' and he's obviously thinking more cushion for the pushin' and he accuses me of being gay and then he shuts up when I tell him he'll never get a piece of the Tedmeister's over-sized arse.
     

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