The Night Before Christmas

The 12 days of Xmas have passed. It is time for the team to get ready for next year.
Rudolph missed a few houses. He will be attending flight school in Florida. Cash only, no questions asked.
Dancer put on a few pounds, so he will be enrolling in a conditioning school specializing in the hoof & dance methods.
Prancer has decided that he wants a career change. He is investigating on-line doctorates in theology.
Comet will be an adjunct professor at a poorly known school on astronomy.
Blitzen will be a guest host on the weather channel.
Vixen will attempt a movie comeback. If that fails, she will be a drama teacher at a hot new theater school.
Cupid will continue his off season work as a mathmaker for the lovelorn.
Santa Claus will pursue his JD on-line. He had trouble getting into law school because people just don't seem to believe in him. As Chico Marx said, "...there ain't no sanity claus..." His mission is to take the case to a higher court.
Mrs. Claus will continue counseling, she just doesn't know if she can live with a man who won't buy a car and who plays with elves.
All the best!