Swift Eagle relations

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by marilynd, Jul 19, 2005.

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  1. marilynd

    marilynd New Member

  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    The can of spam around his neck says it all!
     
  3. Tom H.

    Tom H. New Member

    Second-Rate Phony

    This character, even with a can of Spam around his neck and a fez on his head, still has a way to go if he ever hopes to be compared to "our" Chief Swift Eagle Justice.

    http://www.education-1.net/justicelines.htm
    :D
     
  4. Tom H.

    Tom H. New Member

    UPDATE: Chief Swift Eagle Justice

    While the Chief's many imitators and rip-offs continue to multiply (and probably prosper), the Chief hasn't exactly been sitting still. He recently formed a new organization to help promote world peace (and himself) as well as a bunch of other worthy goals.

    http://www.education-1.net/ONACA.htm

    :p
     
  5. marilynd

    marilynd New Member

    Re: Second-Rate Phony

    True, he may not reach the lofty heights of our most reverend Reverend, but he has made a good start. He IS creating sovereign nations, apparently by his own authority: The People's Republic of Ames and the Free Republic of Duluth. (It seems to be a Midwestern thing.)

    And he does seem well on the path to the title of Sir Spam-o-lot.

    But he doesn't have a curtain rod . . .

    BTW, when is Swifty going to post his certificate of canonization?

    Then he could become Saint Swifty.

    :p

    marilynd
     
  6. marilynd

    marilynd New Member

    Re: UPDATE: Chief Swift Eagle Justice

    Can I become the Secular Arbitrator mentioned in Article 2, Section 3?

    Huh . . . can I . . . huh, huh?

    :cool:

    marilynd
     
  7. aic712

    aic712 Member

    Looks like Comic Shop Guy from the Simpsons,

    Where is his copy of radioactive man?
     
  8. Guest

    Guest Guest

    One would need to "get up very early in the morning" to reach the status of DegreeInfo's chief chief, the Rev. Dr. Chief Swift Eagle Justice................
     
  9. RobbCD

    RobbCD New Member

    Amen, brother. AMEN!
     
  10. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    Umm. I THINK that the curtain rod arrives only AFTER being anointed by God.

    I could be wrong, of course.
     
  11. RobbCD

    RobbCD New Member

    He does list a JD among his other credetials. Does anyone know if he has been admitted to any state bar?

    Not that I am a doubter of the good cheif.
     
  12. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    He OFFERS a "J.D. in Theology" if I remember correctly.

    I have NO idea what such a degree might mean.
     
  13. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Perhaps instead of the generalist law degree that the JD is supposed to be, he might be offering a JD that specializes in the old Mosaic Law.
     
  14. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    But that would be rabbinics, not theology...
     
  15. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

  16. marilynd

    marilynd New Member

    Can I have a cowboy hat with my cassock?

    :D

    marilynd
     
  17. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    That's the "Sandra Day O'Conner" look!
     
  18. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Perhaps he's staffing the program with Christian professors with ThD's and PhD's in Old Testament with especialisms in the Mosaic Law.
     

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