Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Lerner, Nov 12, 2020.

  1. Lerner

    Lerner Well-Known Member

    Former Tesla employee Paul Mampilly new energy innovation claims to be so powerful it can send a Tesla cross country without charging.
    • Charges in eight minutes — not hours.
    • Lasts 9,200 miles between charges.
    • And has a lifespan of 12 MILLION miles.
  2. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    Last edited: Nov 12, 2020
  3. Lerner

    Lerner Well-Known Member

    Yes, I should have checked better.

    Johann, thanks for correcting this!
  4. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    • Can dilate time to get you to your destination 5 minutes earlier than when you left.
    • Generates waste of 3 pounds of gold bars and 56 liters of Coke Zero per fill-up.
    • Will create a perfect clone of Adriana Lima who will instantly fall in love with you.
    • Offers a spanish Master's (Oficial!!!) in Operations Management for $249 on Groupon.
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  5. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    If Lerner's getting stuff like this delivered at home - he needs the Orkin man to de-fornicate his mailbox.
    Oh, excuse me - I should say de-formicate - get rid of ants. Ahem...

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