A little humour... "Though researchers have expressed cautious optimism for the reintroduction program, many leading scientists have noted that the number of areas in the U.S. capable of sustaining well-adjusted humans has drastically decreased. According to experts, there is almost no chance the population will ever thrive again anywhere in the state of Florida." Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into Society - The Onion - America's Finest News Source