Please destroy or return your copy of my book.

I compromised in giving away the 14th edition.

Does it say anything of character types that you shortened your name while this other fellow made his near infinite?

 

Yeah, go here

http://www.ulc.org/hq-beta/

 

Haven't been to the ULC site in a long, long time. It's changed quite a bit and is really much nicer than many mainline denominational sites. Wonder if they're still the "king" of mail order ministries. Know there are many, many out there.

 

In some universe...he also claims chairmanship of the "World Law Bar Association."

Another interesting tidbit that seems ironic at least in name is that the signatory on his bishop certificate is "John Fierce Bear Parnell." http://www.education-1.net/bishopcert.htm

John

 

This is one funny thread!

Roscoe

 

woof

I want my dog back.

 

The GREAT thing about getting a degree from the Chief's school is that one can go out in one's backyard, burn some leaves, and via smoke signals send in one's assignments. Sure beats Internet assignments, especially when the Internet is down.

 

Instead of returning my copy of the book, I will just take a black marker and cross out all references to His Excellency's name. In the intelligence community, we call this sort of thing "sanitizing." I don't know what they call it in the idiot community, but I hope it makes the idiots happy, just the same.

 

To Chief Zippy Chickenov, Ph.D., JD, etc., usw., ad inf. et ad naus.:

Dear Mister:

Buy your own d*** copy of Bear's book, you miserable cheap b******! I see by the multifarious titles after and before your celeritous avian name that you are aristocrat, oppressor of workers and toilers, and the generic pain in a**. Or something. Revolutionary vanguard asks: why does muzhik like you from ten versts outside Nitvitopol pretend to be Native American? Don't you think we can see your imperialist plotting wreckerism, your pseudo-religious hooliganism, your imaginary church--why, you're not even very good at that compared to some folks well-known to all honest workers and toilers! Held up to ridicule? Not even capitalist Viagra can hold you up. Try totem pole. Karl Lagerfeld and Dr Elena Ceausescu went to same beauty parlor as you, lofty academician of kulak science, and look how they wound up! On dirtbag of history! Party and Motherland are united in democratic centralist support of Comrades Bears!

/s/ Janko Naaiov
General Secretary,
Carpathian Revolutionary Action Party

 

To Chief Zippy Chickenov, Ph.D., JD, etc., usw., ad inf. et ad naus.:

Dear Mister:

Buy your own d*** copy of Bear's book, you miserable cheap b******! I see by the multifarious titles after and before your celeritous avian name that you are aristocrat, oppressor of workers and toilers, and the generic pain in a**. Or something. Revolutionary vanguard asks: why does muzhik like you from ten versts outside Nitvitopol pretend to be Native American? Don't you think we can see your imperialist plotting wreckerism, your pseudo-religious hooliganism, your imaginary church--why, you're not even very good at that compared to some folks well-known to all honest workers and toilers! Held up to ridicule? Not even capitalist Viagra can hold you up. Try totem pole. Karl Lagerfeld and Dr Elena Ceausescu went to same beauty parlor as you, lofty academician of kulak science, and look how they wound up! On dirtbag of history! Party and Motherland are united in democratic centralist support of Comrades Bears!

/s/ Janko Naaiov
General Secretary,
Carpathian Revolutionary Action Party

 

To Chief Zippy Chickenov, Ph.D., JD, etc., usw., ad inf. et ad naus.:

Dear Mister:

Buy your own d*** copy of Bear's book, you miserable cheap b******! I see by the multifarious titles after and before your celeritous avian name that you are aristocrat, oppressor of workers and toilers, and the generic pain in a**. Or something. Revolutionary vanguard asks: why does muzhik like you from ten versts outside Nitvitopol pretend to be Native American? Don't you think we can see your imperialist plotting wreckerism, your pseudo-religious hooliganism, your imaginary church--why, you're not even very good at that compared to some folks well-known to all honest workers and toilers! Held up to ridicule? Not even capitalist Viagra can hold you up. Try totem pole. Karl Lagerfeld and Dr Elena Ceausescu went to same beauty parlor as you, lofty academician of kulak science, and look how they wound up! On dirtbag of history! Party and Motherland are united in democratic centralist support of Comrades Bears!

/s/ Janko Naaiov
General Secretary,
Carpathian Revolutionary Action Party

 

Re: Hoisted by his own petard

6. Sir Captain Kangaroo
7. Drs. Von Rocky and Bullwinkle
8. Right Hon. Jean Chretien
9. Prof. Dainty Bowlman

 

May I just simply address His Excellence Plenipotentiary RF the Most Reverend Patriarch Doctor Chief Alexander Swift Eagle Justice, D.D., Ph.D., Juris Doctor, Theologian, Academician Russian Federation, Resident Native American Archbishop and Chancellor of International Theological University as "His Execellence *.*".

 

Dennis: Joe Clark is the only prime minister that I allowed to shake my hand.

Roy :Isn't it ironic that the morons get to stay in office for years while the hard working competent statesmen get booted out only after a couple of months?

Jimmy: Should be Left Dishon. Jean Chretien. Bring back Joe Clark!

Roy: I wonder if Jean Chretien will join forces with the likes of
His Excellence Plenipotentiary RF the Most Reverend Patriarch Doctor Chief Alexander Swift Eagle Justice, D.D., Ph.D., Juris Doctor, Theologian, Academician Russian Federation, Resident Native American Archbishop and Chancellor of International Theological University? He's got to do something with his life when he retires..........

 

Dennis: Joe Clark is the only prime minister that I allowed to shake my hand.
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Is that what you Canadians call a Joe Job, then?

 

Re: Re: Hoisted by his own petard

Should be Left Dishon. Jean Chretien. Bring back Joe Clark!

 

Re: Re: Re: Hoisted by his own petard

Joe who?? (a Canadian thing)



Joe Clark is the only prime minister that I allowed to shake my hand.

 

Clark was Prime Minister for all of nine months, as I recall. He wasn't French Canadian, as it seems most of them are.

Why'd he leave office so soon?

 

Clark, the youngest PM in Canada's history, lost a confidence vote in the House. So, new elections were called. Clark lost to Pierre Elliott Trudeau, who, I think, lost to Clark the called election prior.