Please destroy or return your copy of my book.

I have just received a four-page "cease and desist" letter from His Excellency Plenipotentiary RF the Most Reverend Patriarch Doctor Chief Alexander Swift Eagle Justice, D.D., Ph.D., Juris Doctor, Theologian, Academician Russian Federation, Resident Native American Archbishop and Chancellor of International Theological University.

His Excellency Plenipotentiary RF the Most Reverend Patriarch Doctor Chief Alexander Swift Eagle Justice, D.D., Ph.D., Juris Doctor, Theologian, Academician Russian Federation, Resident Native American Archbishop and Chancellor of International Theological University claims that my publications have held him "up to ridicule," and I am asked, as a "Good Faith Effort," to recall all copies of all my publications.

I have explained to His Excellence Plenipotentiary RF the Most Reverend Patriarch Doctor Chief Alexander Swift Eagle Justice, D.D., Ph.D., Juris Doctor, Theologian, Academician Russian Federation, Resident Native American Archbishop and Chancellor of International Theological University that I have no ownership or control whatsoever of Ten Speed Press, Degree.net, or DegreeInfo.Com, nor do I even own the copyrights to the books, having sold them in 1998.

Nonetheless, I am glad to do what I can to honor the request of His Excellency Plenipotentiary RF the Most Reverend Patriarch Doctor Chief Alexander Swift Eagle Justice, D.D., Ph.D., Juris Doctor, Theologian, Academician Russian Federation, Resident Native American Archbishop and Chancellor of International Theological University, I am herewith asking all persons who own a copy of Bears' Guide to Earning Degrees by Distance Learning to return that copy to the place where you bought it or to the publisher.

His Excellency Plenipotentiary RF the Most Reverend Patriarch Doctor Chief Alexander Swift Eagle Justice, D.D., Ph.D., Juris Doctor, Theologian, Academician Russian Federation, Resident Native American Archbishop and Chancellor of International Theological University and I thank you.

John Bear

 

Can you say all of the above with a fist-sized wad of toilet paper in your mouth?

 

But why, pray tell, does His Excellency Plenipotentiary RF the Most Reverend Patriarch Doctor Chief Alexander Swift Eagle
Justice, D.D., Ph.D., Juris Doctor, Theologian, Academician Russian Federation, Resident Native
American Archbishop and Chancellor of International Theological University want us to return thy books?



P.S. What is his wife called? His kids?

 

Some of the lognest names recorded are:


ACETYL_SERYL_TYROSYL_SERYL_ISO_LEUCYL_THREONYL_SERYL_PROLYL_SERYL_GLUTAMINYL_PHENYL_ALANYL_VALYL_PHENYL_ALANYL_LEUCYL_SERYL_SERYL_VALYL_TRYPTOPHYL_ALANYL_ASPARTYL_PROLYL_ISOLEUCYL_GLUTAMYL_LEUCYL_LEUCYL_ASPARAGINYL_VALYL_CYSTEINYL_THREONYL_SERYL_SERYL_LEUCYL_GLYCYL_ASPARAGINYL_GLUTAMINYL_PHENYL_ALANYL_GLUTAMINYL_THREONYL_GLUTAMINYL_GLUTAMINYL_ALANYL_ARGINYL_THREONYL_THREONYL_GLUTAMINYL_VALYL_GLUTAMINYL_GLUTAMINYL_PHENYL_ALANYL_SERYL_GLUTAMINYL_VALYL_TRYPTOPHYL_LYSYL_PROLYL_PHENYL_ALANYL_PROLYL_GLUTAMINYL_SERYL_THREONYL_VALYL_ARGINYL_PHENYL_ALANYL_PROLYL_GLYCYL_ASPARTYL_VALYL_TYROSYL_LYSYL_VALYL_TYROSYL_ARGINYL_TYROSYL_ASPARAGINYL_ALANYL_VALYL_LEUCYL_ASPARTYL_PROLYL_LEUCYL_ISOLEUCYL_THREONYL_ALANYL_LEUCYL_LEUCYL_GLYCYL_THREONYL_PHENYL_ALANYL_ASPARTYL_THREONYL_ARGINYL_ASPARAGINYL_ARGINYL_ISOLEUCYL_ISOLEUCYL_GLUTAMYL_VALYL_GLUTAMYL_ASPARAGINYL_GLUTAMINYL_GLUTAMINYL_SERYL_PROLYL_THREONYL_THREONYL_ALANYL_GLUTAMYL_THREONYL_LEUCYL_ASPARTYL_ALANYL_THREONYL_ARGINYL_ARGINYL_VALYL_ASPARTYL_ASPARTYL_ALANYL_THREONYL_VALYL_ALANYL_ISOLEUCYL_ARGINYL_SERYL_ALANYL_ASPARAGINYL_ISOLEUCYL_ASPARAGINYL_LEUCYL_VALYL_ASPARAGINYL_GLUTAMYL_LEUCYL_VALYL_ARGINYL_GLYCYL_THREONYL_GLYCYL_LEUCYL_TYROSYL_ASPARAGINYL_GLUTAMINYL_ASPARAGINYL_THREONYL_PHENYL_ALANYL_GLUTAMYL_SERYL_METHIONYL_SERYL_GLYCYL_LEUCYL_VALYL_TRYPTOPHYL_THREONYL_SERYL_ALANYL_PROLYL_ALANYL_SERINE
= Tobacco Mosaic Virus, Dahlemense Strain.
This word has appeared in the American Chemical Society's Chemical Abstracts and is thus considered by some to be the longest real word.




CHAR_GOGAGOG_MAN_CHAR_GOGAGOG_CHAR_BUNA_GUNGAMOG
Another name for Lake Webster in Massachusetts. Probably the longest name in the United States. Alternative spellings are:
CHAR_GOGGAGOGG_MAN_CHAUG_GAGOGG_CHAU_BUNA_GUNGAMOGG,
CHAR_GOGGAGOGG_MAN_CHAUG_GAGOGG_CHAU_BUNA_GUNGAMAUGG,
CHAR_GOGGAGOGG_MAN_CHAUG_GAGOGG_CHA_BUNA_GUNGAMAUGG.

 

He left out Star and Singer. Of course, he may not be Navajo.

 

Coat protein thereof. A rather small protein (ca. 18 kDa).

It is a real word. But anyone could spell out the sequence any of the many much larger proteins in that manner and have a real word.

 

You forgot "Cosmonaut"

Wow, his web page makes for good fiction. Only in California!

Veritas,
Michael

P.S. GO ARNULD!

 

Dr. Bear,
With your permission I would like to send His Excellency Plenipotentiary RF the Most Reverend Patriarch Doctor Chief Alexander Swift Eagle Justice, D.D., Ph.D., Juris Doctor, Theologian, Academician Russian Federation, Resident Native American Archbishop and Chancellor of International Theological University a bottle of Pepto Bismal and a toilet bowl plunger. This guy is obviously full of it.

 

www.education-1.net/chancellor.htm

 

Hoisted by his own petard

Sorry to disappoint the Chief's lawyers, but Academician Dr. Chief Swift Eagle does more to hold himself up to ridicule than any one else could ever possibly manage. Perhaps he should write himself a cease-and-desist letter?

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Compare:

"Russian Academy of Science" site at
http://www.stateduma.ru/ras.html

which has domain registration

state: REGISTERED, DELEGATED

person: Richard J Hoyer
phone: +1 585 2664832
fax-no: +1 585 2661535
e-mail: [email protected]
registrar: RUCENTER-REG-RIPN
created: 2003.04.30
paid-till: 2004.04.30

with the beautiful (and real) Russian Academy of Science site at http://www.ras.ru/win/htm/.

=====================

Read his astronautical engineering advice here:
http://www.education-1.net/chancellor.htm

"Respectful Suggestion to NASA February 1, 2003: Use the Russian Re-entry Sphere as the Cockpit for the Space Shuttle. The outward appearance and shielding would be the same. In the event of a disaster on re-entry, the exterior shielding and entire shuttle would break up. The Russian Sphere would survive the break up and take over as the re-entry vehicle. The Russian Sphere is designed to enter the atmosphere at high speeds and then to hard land on the surface. The engineering could meld these technologies for the benefit and safety of future astronauts and cosmonauts. - Cosmonaut - Dr. Alexander Swift Eagle Justice"

Lotsa engineering experience went into that, I'm sure.

=====================

Look at the list of "Internationally recognized Scientists and members of the World Scientific Association" on http://www.wsa-ru.org/:

1. Sir Arthur C. Clerk
2. Prof. Chief Swift Eagle
3. Prof. Richard J. Hoyer
4. Prof. Hans J. Kempe
5. Ven. Olande Ananda Thera

Oodles of scientific publications among the lot of them. I especially like the GKA system, which consists...

=====================

yep, that's really something else.

 

Hunh. Is he admitted to the Bar anywhere?

 

Hunh. You learn something new every day. I had never considered the J.D. as a RELIGIOUS degree before.

There is a genuine doctorate in canon law, called, of course, the D.C.L. There's even a member of the New Mexico Bar who HAS one. (I haven't a clue what he does with it.)

I always figured the J.D. was closer to a degree in THEATER than RELIGION!

 

In the local newspaper put out by the Catholic Archdiocese of Seattle, you see the occasional ad by canon lawyers. The biggest specialty seems to be representing people in front of church hearings and tribunals, most commonly for purposes of having a marriage annulled in the eyes of the Church. This then qualifies you to receive the Sacraments and be able to be remarried in the Church. At least, this is how it was explained to me.

Regards,

Michael Lloyd
Mill Creek, Washington USA

 

Great find, galanga.

So the modus operandi is the same as with the Liberian situation.

Richard Hoyer sets up a a Liberian embassy site, which supports the accreditation of St. Regis University. And then the real Liberian embassy, as reported here, disowns the Hoyer site.

Now Hoyer registers his own Russian Academy of Sciences site, which supports His Excellency Swift Eagle's university. Dare we hope that someone here will take the initiative of notifying the real Russian Academy of Sciences of what is going on?

 

Fido sides with the chief

Dear Chief White Half-Oat,

My dog ate our copy of Bear & Bear . He was able to digest it no problem, so he was OK, thanks for your concern. However, the next day he ate his PhD, DBA, DD, JD, and MBA diplomas, and those put him down. So I am really annoyed at you and would like you to send us (1) five replacement diplomas and (2) one replacement dog. If you can't do this, maybe you could send us a cat instead? (If it's a cat, you can forget about the diplomas.)

If you don't comply I'll tell my lawyer I don't like you anymore.

 

Re: Fido sides with the chief

Not to worry....I'm sure the Chief will comply with your request as soon as he receives his Pepto Bismal.

 

I love lunatics. Without them, life would not be nearly as interesting.

Of course I'm posting off topic and I had no intentions of implying that His Excellency Plenipotentiary RF the Most Reverend Patriarch Doctor Chief Alexander Swift Eagle Justice, D.D., Ph.D., Juris Doctor, Theologian, Academician Russian Federation, Resident Native American Archbishop and Chancellor of International Theological University was off his rocker. As a good faith gesture I've placed my copy of Bears' Guide on the top shelf where no one else can reach it and possibly be contaminated by reading anything that His Excellency Plenipotentiary RF the Most Reverend Patriarch Doctor Chief Alexander Swift Eagle Justice, D.D., Ph.D., Juris Doctor, Theologian, Academician Russian Federation, Resident Native American Archbishop and Chancellor of International Theological University would be unhappy about.

 

Objection

Dr Bear

I've just bought a copy of your book from Amazon. Although it is still on the way, I'm sure I will keep it.

 

Objection

Dr Bear

I've just bought a copy of your book from Amazon. Although it is still on the way, I'm sure I will keep it. I won't border the complaint from Dr? PhD? JD? Russian?

Oh! I knew a few Russian names in Macau.

 

Now that we've mentioned the D.C.L. on this thread, do you suppose one will sprout on the good Reverend's website?

Also, since I AM a J.D., can I get ordained?