Over 20 Russian soldiers were “turned to stone” by an unknown extraterrestrial weapon

Extraordinary claims that over 20 Russian soldiers were “turned to stone” by an unknown extraterrestrial weapon have resurfaced after podcaster Joe Rogan read out a 250-page CIA incident report.

The original reports, collated by KGB agents in the late 1980s, were later reported in the Ukrainian media and logged in a classified US intelligence document in 1993..
"According to the testimony of the two surviving soldiers," Rogan said, "after they extracted themselves from the remains of the spaceship, the aliens approached each other and then merged into one object that took on a spherical shape. This object began to hum and rustle rapidly and then turned into a brilliant white powder. Within a few seconds The ball grew very large and then exploded by flaring up in an extremely bright light. At that very moment - 23 soldiers who watched the phenomenon turned into pillars of stone."

 

ELO did it.

 

Fan of ELO flying to San Diego to attend a concert for Vets with ELO, Joe Walsh and others

 

I turn to stone when you are gone
I turn to stone
I turn to stone, when you comin' home
I can't go on

 

There have been rumors of this kind of thing before. Last time I heard it, I think it was Nazis from WWII. People need to stop taking creepy pastas and sci-fi stories as reality.