Experts indicate we will all

Citation?

Carl Japikse, Fart Proudly, Writings Of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School ( Canal Winchester, Ohio.: Enthea Press,1990)

A good funny read, here's a few poems,


POOR RICHARD
On His Deafness
Deaf, giddy helpless, left alone,
To all my Friends a Burthen grown,
No more I hear a great Church Bell,
Than if it rang out for my Knell:

At Thunder now no more I start,
Than at the whisp'ring of a Fart.
Nay, what's incredible, alack!
I hardly hear my Bridget's Clack.
(undated)






WHO'S THE ASS?
Once on a Time it by Chance came to pass,
That a Man and his Son were leading an Ass.
Cries A Passerby, Nieghbor, you're shrewdly put to't,
To lead an Ass empty, and trudge it on foot.
Nay, quoth the old Fellow, if Folk do so mind us
I'll e'en climb the Ass and Boy mount behind us:
But as the jogged on, they were laughed at and hissed,
What, two booby Lubbers on one sorry Beast!
This is such a Figure as never was known;
'Tis a sign the Ass is none of your own.
Then down gets the Boy, and walks by the Side,
Till another cries, What, you old fool must you ride?
When you see the poor Child that's weakly and young
Forced through thick and thin to trudge it along.
Then down gets the Father, and up gets the Son;
If this cannot please them we ne'er shall have done.
They had not gone far, but a Woman cries out,
O you young graceless Imp, you'll be hanged, no doubt!
Must you ride an Ass and your Father that's grey
E'en foot it, and pick out the best of his Way?
So now to please all they but one Trick lack,
And that was to carry the Ass pick-pack:
But when they tried, it appeard such a Jest,
It occasioned more Laughter by half than rest.
Thus he who'd please all, and their Good-liking gain,
Shows a deal of Good-Nature but labors in vain.
(undated)

 

Re: anals of higher learning pigeonholed

Mi re-Querido Hermano - Che..Tio Janko,

Well, a very large "gas-explosion" has taken SRUnotversity - out( from the pants of the alleged operators, when they see big american policemen knocking at the door)!!!

See it's different than messing with a 16 year old child, big difference when MEN knock on the door, right washington based friends?



So, I will have to say that the degree cannot be issued from the desired uNOTVERSITY, but for an extra two cans of re-fried beans (frijoles re-fritos)........., a quick charge of the credit card, and we can work something out, don't ya think???




Originally posted by uncle janko Mi querido Bullet:

So it would qualify for a degree in physics from SRU or Knightsbridge?

 

Re: Re: che..........

English Translation of the latin PEDO ology = Fartology
Fartology - The Study of Fartolitos




Abner

 

ABNER - become an expert

Abner in other parts of the world PEDO is called PEO.

So, if they don't understand one, "hit them" with another.

 

Re: ABNER - become an expert

He, he, he! Will do!



Hasta luego mi amigo Bala!


Abner

 

Hey, hasn't this thread passed the point where it should wind down?

 

It certainly has passed something --so don't stand down wind.

 

And I thought just the Brits found farting hilarious.
This is all incredibly comforting.

 

Re: che..........

I compliment you on an astute observation . . . on behalf of gay men everywhere.

 

Re: Re: che..........

Actually, way back then........ the observation was not brought up in ANATOMY II , but, I am sure you can lobby a change in the Course Content in world wide medical education.

 

Re: Re: che..........

Well, the anus does do a pretty good job of removing various forms of smelly waste for straight persons as well.

 

Re: Re: Re: che..........

Ted, technically...........NO. You can thank peristalsis and force of gravity, the anus is simply the ejection mechanism for the holding tank (rectum).

 

Re: Re: Re: Re: che..........

Let it never be said that we lack precision here at degreeinfo.

Jack

 

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: che..........

There's some precision that I might be better off doing without. This might be one of those cases.

 

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: che..........

And what was the original thread topic again?

 

pero como

Tisk, tisk................the soldiers of DI demand clarity.