Am I the last person to figure out that you can get your very own college degree through the convenience of eBay? Just search for "college degree" and peruse a variety of options. I'm particularly impressed by the value-priced offerings of "Sonata University". They claim to have previously sold "several hundred" degrees for $29.99 (only $9.99 for a limited time). And that doesn't even include their attractive line of "Sonata University" merchandise.