One of my more ghoulish physicians decided that I need "both ends scoped". Set for tomorrow morning which means I've consumed a not unimpressive 3 liters of...um..."solution" that doesn't deserve its trade name. Somebody's joke named, as I suppose, after Holly. Now this endurance test deserves to be made into an athletic competition. Special rules for team...um...play. Oy.
No. I wanted a descriptor that fits someone who makes his living "where the sun don't shine." And who but a ghoul would give you color pictures of what he saw there?? I wonder...is he a frustrated spelunker?
"Proctologist. What a job. You start at the bottom and stay there." "I just found out my proctologist used to work for Roto-Rooter." "I found out my proctologist used to be a photographer. He told me to bend over and say 'cheese'." "Getting ready for the exam, I asked my proctologist where I should put my pants. 'Over there next to mine.'" Courtesy of R. Dangerfield
