What's new on Degree.com: an ethics paper written for you overnight for $90/page!

This long-neglected forum has also been a place to comment on the activities of MIGS principal woman Sheila Danzig.

She has clearly reclaimed the Degree.com website, which had ostensibly been given to MIGS/CEU, and now it is providing degree information.

Her 16 best schools and her 100 best are all, mirabile dictu, GAAP-accredited.

However..., just above the Kennedy-Western banner is a box called "Model term papers, reports, essays, theses and dissertations."

This takes you to The Paper Store, where you can

* Buy any of tens of thousands of pre-written papers for $7 a page,

* Have them write one to your exact specifications for $30 a page, or if you want overnight service, $90 a page.

* Write a dissertation proposal, or the dissertation itself. $30 a page, and, great news, the bibliography is free.

For $42 you can buy a pre-written paper called "Ethical Considerations in Academic Plagiarism." That might be a good place to start.

Not a word about macarena lessons; for that, you'll have to go to Danzig.com.

 

The slim trail continues.

I feel that I'm in debt to Mrs. Danzig for all the laughs and joy she's brought to me. I owe her even more than the fellow who tried to blow up the plane with his shoe. I owe her more than most slugs I can think of except perhaps that Iraqi Minister of Information. He should host Saturday Night Live, it would be a great show.

 

I guess Mrs. Danzig is one of those "one stop shopping" gurus. Where else can you find a school, have your assignments written for you and earn a degree. I'm willing to bet that she'll be the first one to open a Dunkin Donunts franchise in Iraq as soon as the an interim government is in place.

 

If she does then there will have to be some special twist like the donuts are fried in motor oil.