What the Fu**????

Well that's not surprising. I remember back in the 90's hearing about a college student majoring in Madonna. Looking back now, I think remember hearing that it was a DL degree. Heh.

 

This is another urban legend.

 

That makes sense. He was a nobody in England (I guess) before he came here. We now have the illegitimate offspring of LOTR&F with MTV Cribs. Everyone here now aspires to a mansion, a 10 car garage, and a 10 acre water park in the back yard.

 

Oh come on, it's not urban legend; it's a Van Halen album. I though everyone knew that. That was risque for 1991.