Tuck student markets flesh-flavored tofu on website

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Charles, May 13, 2005.

  1. Charles

    Charles New Member


  2. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    That'll give 'em something to chew on...
  3. BillDayson

    BillDayson New Member

    Human-flesh flavored tofu.

    "Nuckols, who enrolled in the Tuck School of Business this year, went to Excelsior College and Georgetown University Law Center after dropping out of high school..."

    Another product of cutting-edge DL research, apparently intended as food for attorneys.
  4. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    Next it will be attorney flavored tofu!
  5. DesElms

    DesElms New Member

    Now that probably would taste like chicken!

  6. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    And if degree mills had a school cafeteria, they'd serve...

    goatbag-flavoured tofu.
  7. ...but smell like fish ;)
  8. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    Naturally, the next development will be tofu flavored flesh.
  9. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    Maybe it exists already. If a cannibal eats a vegetarian...
  10. Gus Sainz

    Gus Sainz New Member

    I have tried this tofu and can assure you that it tastes nothing like human flesh. ;)
  11. DesElms

    DesElms New Member

    Okay... I'l bite (get it?):

    Which you know precisely how, Mr. Dahmer? ;)
  12. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    Remeber the one about Mr. Dahlmer and Ms. Bobbitt together in the prison cafeteria line?

    D: D:
  13. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    Men are from Mars
    Women from Venus,
    Watch out for Lorena,

    Would you like fries with that?
  14. Gus Sainz

    Gus Sainz New Member

    ...because in my informed opinion, it tatses like a cross between a manatee and a bald eagle. ;)
  15. decimon

    decimon Well-Known Member

    Titses for tatses, you could get et by them.
  16. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member Staff Member

    Oh, pray tell!
  17. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    "S'cuse me, but are you gonna eat that?"
  18. Gus Sainz

    Gus Sainz New Member


    That what I get for trying to talk with a mouthful of delectable New Zealand Brown Teal Al'Orange. :D

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