So I got my diploma today

Ah, yes... I can see it now... from the Oxford University web site at some date in the future:

• [satire]
  ...and when you've completed the program, you'll receive one of higher education's most sought-after and aesthetically-appealing diplomas... legitimate because it's commissioned by, manufactured especially for, and ultimately issued by Oxford University; yet of such superb quality because it's from one of the planet's most notorious diploma mills, known the world over for the kind of fine craftsmanship of illigitimate parchment credentials that can only be achieved illegally.
  [/satire]

Hey... one can dream, can't one!

 

Congratulations, friendforfoe!!

Lokking forward to congratulate you for your next degrees ( Southwestern, St. Joe, etc)

Good luck,

Joi

 

Congrats, friendorfoe, you should be proud of your accomplishment, despite the cheesy appearance of your parchment. I also hope to be a proud graduate someday.

You know, I've said it before, and I'll say it again...it's pretty sad when the paper from a diploma mill looks more impressive than the degree somebody actually worked very hard to earn. You'd think the legitimate universities and colleges would at least give you something of which you can be proud to hang in your office or home.

 

Disappointing though it may be...it looks good on my resume

 

Exactly! Now go kick some arse!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!


Oops, I think I had to much coffee! Oh well. Good job once again.


Abner