As all of my adoring fans are well aware, I am apolitical but read the news daily. I'm repulsed more and more each day by the immaturity, obstinacy, arrogance, ignorance, selfishness, short-sidedness and of course uncooperativeness of these people who are supposedly adults that wield the power to swiftly destroy the lives of millions via stroke of the pen. In their honor, I present to you these epithets... Democrap Repugnantan Liberturdian Flea Party Unless referred to using these specific names, I will cease to acknowledge their existence.