New Collige!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Maniac Craniac, Sep 28, 2013.

  1. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Hello, dear internet companions :wavey: I have heard from unsolicited email of Harvord University- the newest of collige ever!

    I have a very great information to tell to you. Now you can get a really degree of college in lesser timing than ever! It's rather a super supreme deal! For each of each degree titles, each have different set each of each requirements of each one of each :hypnotized: For example, if you want to degree in.... then you must...

    ...Political Science, if had vote or know other person had vote, AA, BA, Ph.D available by life experience!

    ...Business, if had worked in or made purchase in one time or more a Business, AA, BA, Ph.D available by life experience!

    ...Graphic Design, if had typed : smile : and no space before smile and after smile to make :smile: or other something like smile but not smile :worried:, AA, BA, Ph.D available by life experience!

    ...Midwifery, if had one time or other time give birth to child or had self been born or almost soon will be born, Career Diploma available by life experience!

    And sooooo..... muujuuuuuuch... mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore :wavey:

    Call now at +234-9879-98788-999988 or email [email protected]

    Can, too, I live chit chatty in thread ehre :wavey:
  2. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Harvord Extended School

    Also, too, for even more flexible degree, we just made upstarting a school for Extended studies. All Extended school degrees are Reasonably Accredited and come with a lifetime guarantee! If you can not get good job in lesser than 6 months after enrollment, we throw in second degree free!!! :yumyum:
  3. RAM PhD

    RAM PhD Member

    Excellent school!

    I enrolled on Thursday morning, paid the tuition online, HU then overnighted my PhD in Business Administration diploma, which I received on Friday afternoon.

    Excellent school! :smile:
  4. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    So goooood :wavey: Graduated students are loving good future as finishers of Harvord University! Tha k you, Ram PhD for unsolicited review! :wavey:
  5. RAM PhD

    RAM PhD Member

    Yep, can't wait to update my CV with news of my new Harvord doctorate. :evil:
  6. Jonathan Whatley

    Jonathan Whatley Well-Known Member

    This is a pretty big operation in Cambridge, MA. Watch that they don't sue you for trademark infringement.
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