Need a funny name for a degree

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by seekinghelp, Feb 11, 2004.

  1. seekinghelp

    seekinghelp New Member

    Hi guys - My husband and I have a friend that is very witty, the kind that can make a joke or remark about any-and-everything. We want to present him with a diploma, a PhD in Smart A** but I'm looking for a very funny way to say that. I'm going to send off to one of those companies that prints fancy diplomas and have one printed and I'm going to frame it for a gift. Got any cute ideas? Thanks, I know you will come up with something good.
  2. TexasBlack6

    TexasBlack6 New Member

    I would give him the ol' B.S. in B.S.
  3. -kevin-

    -kevin- Resident Redneck

    MS-More of the Same?

    PHD-Piled Higher and Deeper?
  4. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    Doctor Rectal Intelligence?
    Something involving Anally Brainally?
    Doctoris Buttoxia Intelligentsium?

    Of course you could print out the reasonable attractive doctorate from the University of Bums on Seats for free (, then click on 'degree now'), and use the money you save to get him a gift certificate for the Sizzler salad bar, or the CD of the collected speeches of Dick Cheyney or something.

    TEKMAN Semper Fi!

    What is about this?

    University of Papa John
    Domino State University

    Ph.D = Pizza Home Delivery
  6. Jeff Hampton

    Jeff Hampton New Member

    I have to agree with Dr. Bear, both on the "Doctor of Rectal Intelligence" (hilarious!) and the fact that you can print a bogus degree for free. Design it in your word processor/publishing program of choice and put it in a frame. As Steve Levicoff said (in a slightly different context), "Name It and Frame It."

    Please don't support those people who are assaulting the value of legitimate education.
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  7. Dr. Gina

    Dr. Gina New Member

    How about "Doctorate in Anal Retention" :)

    or the following titles:

    PhD in Colonoscopy

    PhD in Intestinal Studies

  8. seekinghelp

    seekinghelp New Member

    The link above does not work for the diploma. Does anyone have another site where I can print one up from? I don't have any program on my computer for a diploma.

    I love these ideas, keep them coming.:D

    TEKMAN Semper Fi!

  10. wfready

    wfready New Member

    I like the BS in BS idea:

    Bachelor of Science in Bull****ology

  11. Tireman4

    Tireman4 member

    Someone told me this once. It was funny then, still funny now.

    Phd=Pimpin' Ho's Degree

    I thought it was funny:)

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