Hi guys - My husband and I have a friend that is very witty, the kind that can make a joke or remark about any-and-everything. We want to present him with a diploma, a PhD in Smart A** but I'm looking for a very funny way to say that. I'm going to send off to one of those companies that prints fancy diplomas and have one printed and I'm going to frame it for a gift. Got any cute ideas? Thanks, I know you will come up with something good.