Man's penis cut off, put through garbage disposal

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Abner, Jul 13, 2011.

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  1. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

  2. cookderosa

    cookderosa Resident Chef

  3. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    What an incredibly sad and serious situation. I really hope that he can-

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  4. NorCal

    NorCal Active Member

    Makes you wander what he did to piss her off that bad.

    No bueno !!
     
  5. b4cz28

    b4cz28 New Member

    If you’re going through a divorce don't live with that person!!!
     
  6. 03310151

    03310151 New Member

    Now, I'm all in favor of a good penis cutoff joke, but I have to wonder if this article was in the paper titled "Husband Cuts Off Wife’s Clitoris, Throws in Garbage Disposal" would there be as much humor?

    If you read the article on the ABC News website about 80% of the article is "experts" talking about sewing things back on so he can urinate and funtion sexually. Do you actually think if this happened to a woman that there would be any kind of jokes, let alone an article filled with science so she could pee like a normal woman?

    The emoting and male bashing would be palpable.

    Just my observation.
     
  7. NorCal

    NorCal Active Member

    That would never happen on account most men can't find it in the first place, lol.
     
  8. nanoose

    nanoose New Member

    Besides, her clitoris has nothing to do with her ability to "pee like a normal woman." :rolleyes:
     
  9. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    All joking aside, this act was plain gruesome!!!!!!! She waits until the guy wakes up, then cuts it off? Oh man!!!!!!!!!!! This is like something from out of a horror movie. What was she thinking? I'll show him by turning him into a Eunuch? Ay dios mio!

    Abner
     
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  10. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    No. Of course it is a double-standard, just like how Chris Rock can say anything he wants about white people but Michael Richards can't have a single ill-concieved moment without an international uproar. That's just the way it is.

    That said, I really didn't want to make a joke of it, but some of the ones I have read too far have been just too good. Yes, I'm a sucker for laughs... I've even been known to chuckle at a dead baby joke now and again :shock:
     
  11. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    A song for your enjoyment:

    ‪King Missile - Detachable Penis‬‏ - YouTube

    Abner :smile:
     
  12. cookderosa

    cookderosa Resident Chef


    Damn, I'm too late. :)
     
  13. NorCal

    NorCal Active Member

    :biglaugh:
     
  14. 03310151

    03310151 New Member

    Thanks Professor your ability to nitpick illustrative examples is nothing short of extraordinary. We should be off this island in no time! :rolleyes:

    I'm aware that the little man in the boat has nothing to do with micturition.

    I've found it once or twice-maybe, but I was so scared by everything else I'm sure I lost my chance at getting to Valhalla.
     
  15. NorCal

    NorCal Active Member

    ROFL, I got a good laugh at that one. :lmao:
     
  16. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

  17. armywife

    armywife New Member

    At least Lorena did it after she had been allegedly raped and was in a fit of temporary insanity. (Not saying it's a good excuse but it's definitely a better defense). This woman drugged his meal, tied him up...major premeditation. She's not going to be so lucky as Lorena was!
     

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