Man vs. Woman

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by c.novick, Jul 21, 2003.

  1. c.novick

    c.novick New Member

    True Story -

    One crisp clear day, a friend is driving his new sports car down a mountain. It was quite an experience with all the twists and turns. Very exciting high speed adventure!

    As it so happens, he comes across a woman who is going in the opposite direction screaming and waving trying to get his attention.

    " PIG" she screams ... Oh yeah... "B#tch" he screams back.

    As he rounds the next curve, he proceeds to crash directly into a pig in the roadway!
  2. Han

    Han New Member

    What the heck is this about?
  3. c.novick

    c.novick New Member


    I thought it was cute when I read it. That's all.:)
  4. decimon

    decimon Well-Known Member

    Re: Re: Man vs. Woman

    The imperfectibility of man.
  5. kf5k

    kf5k member

    Re: Joke

    Not bad!!!
  6. Ike

    Ike New Member

    Re: Re: Man vs. Woman

    It's a humor. Didn't you catch the joke? The woman tried to warn the man (the driver) about some pigs that were on the highway, ahead of him, by shouting PIGS! The driver misunderstood the warning and shouted back "B$#ch" at her.

  7. cehi

    cehi New Member

    Obviously, it was an expensive price for his inability to comprehend the warning signs from the woman.
  8. Christopher Green

    Christopher Green New Member

    Not to bring religion into this or anything, but this looks like a clear repetition of Mark 5:13. :D
  9. Bill Highsmith

    Bill Highsmith New Member

    Adam came home late one evening and Eve was waiting angrily.

    "You've been out with another woman, haven't you?" she asked.

    "Eve,'re the only woman on Earth. How could I have been out with another?"

    Adam and Eve went to sleep, but Adam was awakened when he felt something poking him on the chest. It was Eve.

    "Eve, what are you doing?"

    "Counting your ribs," she said.
  10. kf5k

    kf5k member

    Good one Bill, keep'em coming!!
  11. c.novick

    c.novick New Member

    Good one Bill,

    That reminds me of the one....

    God made the heavens and rested.

    God made the earth and rested.

    God made the oceans and rested.

    God made the mountains and rested.

    God made man and rested.

    God made woman, since then, neither God nor man has rested!

  12. GENO

    GENO New Member

    I am certain that there is some literary symbolism here. Is the PIG a radar-packing police officer?
    Is there sexual overtones as to the "new sports car" and "twists" and "turns" and "screaming" ?
  13. c.novick

    c.novick New Member

    Re: Re: Man vs. Woman

    Hi GENO,

    I read this and thought it was cute. If there are other meanings here ... anything is possible.

  14. GENO

    GENO New Member

    Just adding some lighter insights. Way back in English Literature/Poetry class you were called upon to express your interpretation of a poem or line of prose and everyone had their own meaning. We did not know enough to add the Freudian slant on things.
  15. c.novick

    c.novick New Member

    Re: Re: Man vs. Woman

    BTW - I don't call cops PIGS because I am finishing my degree in Criminal Justice ( hint ).

    My wife & best friend runs the show at home so... overtones on sports cars aint my thing. I drive a slow 4x4. No hidden meanings.

    Mike :)
  16. c.novick

    c.novick New Member

    That's cool. :)

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