True Story - One crisp clear day, a friend is driving his new sports car down a mountain. It was quite an experience with all the twists and turns. Very exciting high speed adventure! As it so happens, he comes across a woman who is going in the opposite direction screaming and waving trying to get his attention. " PIG" she screams ... Oh yeah... "B#tch" he screams back. As he rounds the next curve, he proceeds to crash directly into a pig in the roadway!