How to Shill for a Mill

Re: Re: Let me see if I understand this . . .

Actually, I have quite a few gay friends. Do you have a problem with that?

 

Re: Re: Let me see if I understand this . . .

Yes indeed, a very "GENEROUS" friend!!!

 

Re: Re: Re: Let me see if I understand this . . .

Why James, do I detect a hint of jealousy? Tsk, tsk. How unbecoming.

 

Re: Re: Re: Let me see if I understand this . . .

What ever yanks your crank man. No problem.

 

Re: Re: Re: Re: Let me see if I understand this . . .

"Post a lot. This one of the old tactics that still works very well. Start slow, but by the fourth or fifth month, you should be making about 250 posts a month. Otherwise, you’re just not doing your job. The goal here is to drown out legitimate information. The truth is your sworn enemy; remember that."
From How to Shill for a Mill by Gus Sainz

 

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Let me see if I understand this . . .

If I have succeeded at nothing else here I have you watching this forum constantly, rereading all my post, writing a long diatribe essay, and generally proving you are a antagonist. I am glad you have put the time in for this.

Love you, your Bunkie,

Scott

 

Re: Re: Re: Let me see if I understand this . . .

Would all of Gus' gay friends here please signify by saying AYE!

 

Re: Re: Re: Re: Let me see if I understand this . . .

Time for another Dr. Gina poll?

 

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Nothing I haven’t done for years. Do you think this forum began the day you joined? It’s still all about you, huh?

You flatter yourself. You have never posted anything of substance. I just happened to be plagued with a memory that forgets very little of what I read, see, and hear.

You think you are the first to launch that accusation? Once again, I’ve been doing this for years, long before you joined this forum. What a newbie!

Proving I am an antagonist? Duh! Next, you’ll be proving the Pope is Catholic. From your perspective, of course I am an antagonist; I am against degree mills, shills, and trolls. Therefore, in essence, what you are really proving is that you are a troll.

One of the more entertaining aspects of this forum is watching how some posters, after learning a new word or two (having read them in another member’s message), proceed to employ them willy-nilly, without understanding their true meaning or correct usage. It’s funny as hell.

 

Tell me again Gus how could we make this more about you?

Have you tried the thing in the mirror yet?

 

Re: Re: Re: Let me see if I understand this . . .

Nope, no problem with that Gus. Just one question though. Are you pitching or catching?

Buahhhahahah!

Michael

 

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I think this statement stands on its own. You should really get help with this inferiority complex it is going to cause you to have a stroke man.

 

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Egad! The homophobic bigots are coming out of the woodwork. Why am I not surprised?

Gentlemen, for the record, I am a happily married heterosexual. My bride and I will be celebrating nineteen years of faithful marital bliss later this month. Steve’s flattering comments notwithstanding (I’m reminded of Jack Nicholson’s line in As Good As It Gets concerning being the happiest guy in the world), I can honestly say that I love my wife more today than the day we were married. We have been blessed with a loving home and two wonderful kids. (Yeah, we got a puppy too.)

That having been said, not for a second did I believe any of you thought I was gay. On the contrary, I believe you all thought that I was a straight guy that would be threatened and enraged by your puerile mocking. I hadn’t witnessed such crass and boorish locker room behavior since high school.

It is quite obvious that those of you who have not been married as long as I, nor know what it means to be faithful to your spouse for your entire marriage, are undoubtedly the ones foolishly underestimating my resiliency and persistence.

 

Gus:

May I wish you and yours a happy aniversary.

Sincerely,

Scott

 

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First, I have a big ego, then I have an inferiority complex (yet wasn’t it you who lamented your IQ scores on the thread concerning members of Mensa?). Moreover, you freely diagnose and recommend various forms of therapy on a public forum.

Let me guess. Your degree in Psychology is from the same degree mill that granted you your degree in Engineering. That explains why you had to take six courses from Kennedy-Western University instead of the usual four or five that they require for an undergraduate degree. It was a double major!!!

 

Yes it was me. I think I was the one that said mine were less than everyone else's on the board. I think it was also me that took my first two, and only test after reading that thread. I think it was me that said my second test scores went down 10 points from the first. So, you are right I have some kind of ego.

Let's see who is it that ends most every post bragging on himself?

I don't know much about Psychology, but I remember that one who brags on himself constantly, and puts others down inside feels inferior. If the shoe fits......

 

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Patient woman.

19 years - newlyweds.

 

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I have no problem with your life- style. What you do in private is your business.