Free Religious Degrees

Someone came up with 17 FREE accredited religious degrees.
URL: https://kamerpower.com/17-accredited-tuition-free-online-seminary-degrees-in-2022/

 

Since when were these schools free? They pulled this list out of thin air.

 

Indeed. From reading a bit, "they" have a writing style (or lack thereof) like ChatGPT.

 

Yikes. One of the worst-written articles of this type I've ever seen. And that's saying a lot.

 

I don't think whoever was driving the AI knew how to do the prompts right. We need permits! No AI license? NO BOT 4U.

 

Free degrees? I am sure the Esoteric Order of Dagon will be very cooperative if you ask them...

 

Right. I think there's probably a Bachelor of Mythology, Master of Alchemy and a PhD in Sumerian religion. And do you still have to marry a Deep One? I'll stick with the Universal Life Church. A "Doctor of the Universe" degree is around $140 and a "Jedi Knight" cert. can be had for $10.

These Lovecraft-based Orders are weird. Does Viktor Orban belong to one? I think H.P.Lovecraft was a messed-up, unhappy individual. To complicate matters, there are several Esoteric Orders of Dagon. They all say they're the "real" one.

Is this the one you mean? http://esotericorderofdagon.net/ Website looks SO 1995!

 

I am not allowed to tell. FHTAGN!!!

 

Man, I'd absolutely go for a Master of Alchemy if I could find a legit one and the price was right.

 

Last Master of Alchemy degree I saw was pretty reasonable. An ounce of lead per credit - 36 credits. But you had to transmute it all into gold, before you got your diploma...

 

Cool!! - But I think we all know who the real Master of Alchemy is...

 

Absolutely!

 

Mr. Orban is actually Hungarian Reformed.

 

Well, he's certainly trying to "re-form" Hungary and not in a good way.