Fake Degree?

Ok, that will be one doctorate degree, would you like fries or a drink with that?

 

Lerner: American Airlines Admirals Club Lounge member

Admiral Bear: When I was in my early 20s, I was pretty much 'commuting' every few weeks between my PhD program at Michigan State and my advertising job in San Francisco. Based on miles flown, I received a large and ornate certificate appointing me, "Admiral of the Flagship Fleet," for ten years. At a million miles, it would have become a lifetime thing, but I never got much beyond half a million. Petty Officer of the Flagship Fleet?