Easy practical jokes!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by 4Q, Jun 28, 2004.

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  1. 4Q

    4Q New Member

    The purpose of this thread is to share easy practical jokes that require a minimum of planning and don't involve anyone getting physically hurt.

    I'll start it off. I call it the "McPoop".

    Put fake dog doo doo on your roof and go to a drive-thru. Keep a straight face. Act offended and demand to see the manager if the cashier mentions it. Then tell the manager you don't mind being told about the poop on your car but you just didn't like the tone of the cashier's voice when they told you.

    Get your order and drive off with the poop still on your car. Two minutes later, come back through the drive-thru with the poop still in place and claim something is wrong with your order.

    Ask the manager if it is company policy to give poor service to people with poop on their roof. When he says "no", ask him to reach over and remove it as a "gesture of goodwill". When he refuses, say "I'm never coming back here...the service is crappy".

    Chirp your wheels as you drive off.

    Keep a straight face throughout. Have someone in the back seat secretly filming the whole transaction. Laugh at the footage for many, many years.
     
  2. -kevin-

    -kevin- Resident Redneck

    ok,

    I worked with a technology challenged but knew everything individual. I hard wired his horn to his high beams on his service truck. He never could figure out the problem and returned late on several trips due to having to drive slower at night for lack of light.

    Ah, the days before management......
     
  3. 4Q

    4Q New Member

    Reminds me of the time I changed my coworker's font color to "white" just before he tried to type a document in Word. Hehe. Had all the tech eggheads scratching their scaly knobs for a while. :D
     

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