Corollary conclusions about heart attacks

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  1. me again

    me again Well-Known Member

    Okay, this is definitely off-topic, but it is well worth the posting. Enjoy!

    Interesting corollary conclusions about heart attacks:

    • Dietary Fat Consumption:

      The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

      On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
    • Red Wine Consumption:

      The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

      The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans
    • Conclusion:

      Eat and drink whatever you like. It's speaking English that kills you. [​IMG]
     
  2. Gus Sainz

    Gus Sainz New Member

    ¿Que? [​IMG]
     
  3. David Appleyard

    David Appleyard New Member

    La conclusion: "rien dans la modération".

    (translation from french to english: "Conclusion: nothing in moderation")
     
  4. me again

    me again Well-Known Member

    I never took Spanish, but, uhmmm, yes Gus, "see senior." :eek:

    • Click on the blushing smiley face so the author can receive the credit that he so richly deserves, assuming he didn't cut-n-paste it himself. I hope the DegreeInfo.com academic committe doesn't challenge me on this. ;)

      Mercy! Have mercy!
      [​IMG]
     
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