Advice on Theological Seminaries

Bacchus, the god of drink and merriment. But his physique eludes my memory, North. Did he have a beer belly?

Russell

 

As a long-time devotee and a veteran of many a bacchanalia, I feel compelled to offer a small correction. Bacchus is the god of fertility and drink (a fun-loving deity representing the liberation from the from the strict controls of reason), in Roman, not Greek, mythology. Dionysus (not to be confused with Adonis) was his Greek counterpart.

Party on,

Gus Sainz

 

Sorry, Gus! I only remembered that Bacchus was associated with drink, the specific details were elusive at midnight. I shall try to be more precise, and I think a refresher course in Roman/Greek mythology at Trinity College/University might help me in this area. My challenge at this point is to find their current location.

Russell

 

At this point, Russell, Mount Olympus (not too far from the prestigious, accredited island of Cyprus)is as good a guess as any.

Gus Sainz

 

Why not consult the famed archaeologist Maxine Asher? Having found Atlantis, she is probably ready for a challenge that will truly test her talents.

 

Okay Russell, but if you take the course I would advise you to see if you can get an exemption from the practicum.

North

 

Oh no! If Trinity C&U has moved to Mt. Olympus, this will give competition to Northwestern International University, Ltd., located on the island of Cyprus. Let the price wars begin. The first one to drop their Ph.D. tuition to $29.95 is the one I'm going to get.

Russell

 

Rumor has it, Bill, that she is currently trying to locate the Lost Colony, somewhere on the NC coast. It appears that all personal inquiries are being referred to The Rev. Dr. Chief Running Deer, who is able to find elusive locations by scattering rabbit pellets on the ground, counting them, dividing the total by last week's horoscope, then aligning the longitudal and latitudal equivalent of the numbers.

Russell