When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did... in his sleep... not screaming like the passengers in his car.
MA, I used to walk up to people and yell, your shirt's on fire. Then I would pull out their shirt-tail and say... now it's out. I stopped doing this when someone handed me a Gary Larsen "Farside" cartoon. The cartoon showed two amoebas on a slide. One was pulling the other's shirt-tail out and yelling, your shirt's on fire. The text of the cartoon was - The shirt-tail joke, the lowest form of humor. I think this is a close second Regards, John
LOL Well, it made me laugh!!! Hey, I'm still waiting on the numbers from the school district. I have an intuitive hunch that it will be provided before February closes. Hopefully. I have been thinking about it a lot and am very grateful for the valuable information you've provided.