So, let's have a little fun here...

Okay, that´s correct, but señora is also a term used to differentiate a classy, elegant, sophisticated woman from the rest.

 

Lookin' good, Dave!

 

Well, unfortunately, I live all by my lonesome and have nobody to take my picture for me.

 

We are very shy Rhonda. Especially in the presence of such beauty!



Abner

 

I tried to find a picture of me, but the only one I could find is one which my lovely ex-wife took of me, um, for lack of better expressions:
(a) eating amongst the lilies;
(b) going under the bridge;
(c) kissing the lotus flower.*
Naturally, I decided not to post same, inasmuch as we wouldn't want more trolls and shills accusing degreeinfo of being some cleverly-disguised front for pornography.
*This is, of course, no fabrication at all. And I couldn't resist the opportunity for this one, either.

 

Here is a picture attached at an article I wrote-

http://www.24x7mag.com/articles.ASP?articleid=T0405C02
Can you believe "they" tried to correct the spelling of my name...like I would mis-spell my own name!!

 

Gosh, I feel like I've ben crushed out like the burning end of a midnight cigarette. This broke my heart, and I'll spend years and years just trying to forget.

 

You sure know how to flatter a girl, Ted

 

Nice picture, Randell. I imagined you to look much older than you do!

 

Credit for that should go to Brad Paisley, who (with Allison Krauss) sang "Whiskey Lullaby" (hope I don't make too many mistakes, as I'm trying to remember it from karaoke last night):

"She crushed him out like the burning end of a midnight cigarette. She broke his heart. He spent years and years just trying to forget. We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time, but he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind until the night he put the bottle to his lips and pulled the trigger the night he drank away her memory. Life is short, but this time it was bigger than the strength he had to get up off his knees. We found him with his face down in the pillow with a note that said I'll love her till I die. When we buried him beneath the willow, the angels sang a whiskey lullaby. La la la la la la la. La la la la la la la la. La la la la la la la. La la la la la la la la. The rumors flew, but nobody knew how much she blamed herself. For years and years, she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath. She tried to drink the pain away a little at a time, but she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind until the night she put the bottle to her lips and pulled the trigger the night she drank away his memory. Life is short, but this time it was bigger than the strength she had to get up off her knees. We found her with her face down in the pillow, clutching to his picture for dear life. We laid her next to him beneath the willow and the angels sang a whiskey lullaby. La la la la la la la. La la la la la la la la. La la la la la la la. La la la la la la la la. And the angels sang a whiskey lullaby."

 

Thanks...I am not sure how to take that. I will just assume you mean you thought I would be much older because I am so full of wisdom...or full of something

 

My posts are just wrinkley.

 

That's exactly what I meant, Randell! Seriously, you've accomplished so much already, I just assumed you'd be in your 40's at least!

 

I don't know what to say to that one, Bill.

 

I'm the ugly one in the middle...

 

Your pugs are cute! Here is a picture of my Shih Tzu, Belle....

 

Ha, I just realized your dog is dressed like a hotdog! Cute!

 

Here I am on Halloween.
I'm all dressed up just like Red Green
Duct tape always in my hand
I represent a handy man
Now we can say that you've all seen

um, me.

 

Thank you Rhonda for the kind words...and I can see that we are both suckers for "Smooth talking, 4-legged, pug-nosed dogs".

Oh well, such is life...and they do make me feel like a "Rock Star" every time I walk through the door.

And the 'Hot Dog' costume - well, that was Chicken's idea (no idea where he got the thing...must surf alot while I'm working). ;-)

Greg

P.S. My pug's names are Chicken, Monkey, and Chug...but that's another story