Corned Beef and Cabbage

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My mom makes pot roast in a Crock pot. Damn, it comes out so tender and juicy. Maybe I will try it sometime. It can't be that hard.

 

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I think they come with instructions for common dishes like roast shelter puppy and stuff like that.

 

How dare you!!!! Just kidding! He he! You are a travieso (naughty). :smile:

 

Sounds like a crock pot is the way to go. A shelter puppy would probably explode if you tried to microwave it. And, even if you punched some air holes in it, a microwave probably wouldn't cook the puppy evenly throughout.

Having never eaten one, though, I have to ask: Does a shelter puppy taste like chicken?

(All of this reminds me of an old classic that's fun to pass on to right-to-lifers: "How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of dead baby and a little 7-Up.")

 

More like hamster.

 

Hah!

Baby's On Fire:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVbMb_y8PFI

Ay doc, you are a travieso too! :smile:

 

I don't know where I've been because I didn't know that that's something Irish. I mean the corned beef and cabbage. I've been eating it without knowing lol

 

What the hell just happened????

 

He he! Discussing exotic cuisine.

 

My friend Ernie was a Vietnam vet. He said that whilst in the jungle, they used to trap these huge rats. He said they used to taste pretty good because their diet consisted mostly of rice from the rice fields. He also said snakes taste like chicken.

 

You can also make hot dogs out of em. He he!