To all the men!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Rich Hartel, Jun 26, 2004.

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  1. Rich Hartel

    Rich Hartel New Member

    To all the men, and women for that matter,

    I would like to ask the following question,

    Are there any men out there who at one time forgot thier wives birthday?

    Well, if you might guess, I DID! Talk about being in hot water.

    I know this has nothing to do about DL education, but being in the off topic section, I'd like to now if I'm the only crazy guy out there who has ever done this.

    Rich Hartel
     
  2. Ike

    Ike New Member

    You are certainly not alone. I too am guilty of the same thing.
     
  3. aceman

    aceman New Member

    It will NEVER happen here - the ole' lady leaves too many post it notes starting on the first day of her b-day month :)


    peACE,

    ACE
     
  4. Guest

    Guest Guest

    It may have more to do with distance learning than you think, Rich. Perhaps a brief period of being at a distance will produce a bit of learning. In particular, learning not to forget the lady of the house's birthday!

    Those dog houses are uncomfortable, you know. :D
     
  5. Bill Huffman

    Bill Huffman Well-Known Member

    :( I would be dead meat, finished, done, kaput, massacred, wiped, crushed, whipped, disowned, and mangled then she would really let me have it.

    Tell her that you don't deserve it but that you must beg for forgiveness because you won't be able to live with yourself if she can't find it in her generous and loving heart to forgive you. Practice the sad puppy dog look in the mirror prior to make sure you have it down right.
     
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  6. Rich Hartel

    Rich Hartel New Member

    Re: Re: To all the men!

    To Ike,

    I'm glad to see that I'm not alone!

    Rich Hartel
     
  7. Rich Hartel

    Rich Hartel New Member

    Re: Re: To all the men!

    To Russell,

    It's not the dog house that's uncomfortable, it's the lumpy COUCH!! HAHAHAHAHHA!

    Believe me when I say I've learned my lesson!!

    Rich Hartel
     
  8. vical

    vical New Member

    In 34 years of boyfriend\girlfriend\Husband\Wife I never ever once forgot my wife's birthday. I consider myself too thoughtful, caring, and loving to ever do such a thing.

    Her birthday being on the Fourth of July and us living in the US may also have something to do with my good memory........
     
  9. roysavia

    roysavia New Member

    Re: Re: To all the men!

    Lucky for you. If you ever did forget her birthday, she would probably launch a bottle-rocket to hit you where the sun doesn't shine. :D :D
     
  10. Han

    Han New Member

    OK guys, I too have forgotten special days on various occassions. (Yes I am the wife). What I do is in my calander I mark all the "important" days. Everybody's birthday, anniversary's, graduations, etc. go in January, and I have the info all yeara long. It take an hour or so to compile, but well worth the headache of hearing about it when I forget Mom's birthday!!
     
  11. capper

    capper New Member

    If you are an outlook user, you can set it up just once, and have it repeat yearly. Even have it send reminders. And you never have to set it up again.
     
  12. Randell1234

    Randell1234 Moderator

    I could NEVER forget my wife's birthday. She spends three weeks reminding me of it!

    As far as wedding anniversary, I am lucky. It is Halloween and who forgets that day.
     
  13. Tireman4

    Tireman4 member

    Boy mine would string me and kill me. Death would be a pleasure if I forgot.
     
  14. Han

    Han New Member

    The nice part about the wife forgetting is that I still get sex, even if I foget. :D
     
  15. Rich Hartel

    Rich Hartel New Member

    To all,

    Let's just say that in order not to make this same mistake again, I'm already planning something for her birthday, for next year.

    That's if I make it to next year!!! hahahahahaha


    Rich Hartel
     
  16. agilham

    agilham New Member

    This is why an internet connection both at home and at work is a great thing . . . even if you forget to mutter something as they're leaving the house (in my case usually because I'm still fast asleep ;-), you can send an email inviting them to dinner at the restaurant you've just frantically looked up on the web . . . and do it all before the morning coffee break!

    Angela
     
  17. Rich Hartel

    Rich Hartel New Member

    To all, again,

    Well, I think I will make it to next year, I was able to straighten very thing out with the wife, it is amazing what a trip to the jewelry store will do for a guy in trouble, and I think all you guys know what I mean?!

    Anyway, I all ready circled the date for next year!

    Rich Hartel
     
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  18. Lawhopes

    Lawhopes New Member

    Well, objective assistance

    Being blessedly single, and having a committment to it to boot, (tried relationship, been there done that), I believe I can sit back and objectively analyze marital situations and give advice from a totally unbiased perspective. hehe. I forgot my G/F's b-day once, man am I ever glad I don't have to worry about that ever again.

    But being the person I am with my nose always stuck in the book, I have forgotten about EVERYTHING, and no kidding! Listen, I am being totally honest, I forgot about Christmas this past year until 6 days before that annoying holiday. I had no clue it was here!!! My family has gotten into the habit of letting me know a month ahead of time, "hey Steven, such and such a day is coming in a few weeks!" One thing that helps is www.birthdayalarm.com

    Join the club!

    Steven
    ______________
    You're just jealous cause
    The little green men
    Don't talk to you.
     
  19. Rich Hartel

    Rich Hartel New Member

    Re: Well, objective assistance

    To Lawhopes, greetings,

    Let me just say that this was one club I was not looking to join, the couch gets hard after a couple of nights on it! hahahahaha

    And the wife said she will be more than happy to remind me well in advance next year.

    For a joke, this coming weekend I'm going to buy a birthday cake with her name and put it in the freezer, this way I will be well prepared for next year! I'm hoping she'll get a luagh out of it. hahahaha!

    Rich Hartel
     
  20. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    We were married on July 4. I CANNOT forget!
     

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