You've all seen the sketch that some artist drew from her description. (Looks like the male lead in one of those women's romance novels.) Well, the internet is abuzz with this resemblance: Say it ain't so, Boston! My guess is that Stormy was trying to invent a description in her head and this is the face that popped into her mind's eye.
The name is Carl Ovfefe. I'd know that face anywhere. Last I heard of him, he was in the middle of responding to negative press.
