Phd in Quantum Healing Therapy via distance learning?

You probably have already known the news that Nobel Prize in Physics 2022 has been awarded to Alain Aspect, John F. Clauser, and Anton Zeilinger for their work in Quantum Technology. But do you also know Quantum Healing Therapy? Further, if you want to advance your career in Quantum Healing Therapy with higher degrees, there may be an alternative as long as you are a lady. In fact, the following university offers lots of majors, including fancy quantum technology, for ladies across the globe with Bachelor's, Master's, and PhD degrees via distance learning. Ummm~I might discuss it with my wife.

Auream Phoenix University for Women (APUW):
https://aureamphoenix.university/academics/colleges/natural-health-science
https://aureamphoenix.university/degree/philosophy-doctor-phd-degree-research-distance-learning

AHQSE has granted accreditation to the Auream Phoenix University for Women (APUW).
https://www.ahqse.org/news/ahqse-has-granted-accreditation-auream-phoenix-university-women-apuw

 

AHQSE, a bogus accreditor, stands for "Accreditation High Quality Standard Education".

So they just threw together a word salad that sounded official enough to them and said "Yeah, that'll fool'em. Done!"

Smh, lol.

 

So much for the "accreditor." Thanks, Learning Addict.

The school itself seems to be just a business corporation domiciled in Dominica and yet another member of the "8 Copthall Crowd." I'll say no more. Somewhat strange also - the President of this school, somewhat heavily advertised as a "Women's University" (i.e. women only) is a man - Salvatore Fava. Seems very odd, to me -- and might, to prospective women students. Almost a statement that women can't run their own show - so here's the man who will do it for them. I can't attend there - their rules, but I wouldn't give it the time of day, if I could attend.

 

“APUW is an institution for women only.”

I know of a someone interested in applying based on identifying as a woman in a parallel universe where this school by the way, holds esteemed accreditation as an Ivy League University.

 

The President, Dr. Salvatore Fava, also runs Selinus University. A school that is um ...not looked upon favourably here. And yes - definitely a man. Seen the pics. https://www.uniselinus.education/teachers/salvatore-fava-phd

I'm a fashion guy, nowadays. I'd rather learn from Salvatore Ferragamo. He's deceased, since 1960 but his company still turns out great luxury goods. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvatore_Ferragamo Some people there could teach me a lot - I'm sure.

 

Clearly a violation of quantum students equal protection rights! Live long and prosper!

 

@datby98 This was a VERY nice joke. Well-presented. My hat's off to you!

 

So, this bogus school is accredited and not accredited at the same time? Nothing special in the quantum world...

 

Their mascot is Schrödinger's cat.


Police Officer (Having pulled over Erwin Schrödinger): Dr Schrödinger, did you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?
Schrödinger: Well, I do NOW!

 

If you don't know Schrödinger, well: There's one kind of people in this world. Those who know about Schrodinger, and those who don't.

 

Don't think this is gonna be my field of study - ever. I asked Google if Quantum healing was real. First thing I got back was "Quantum healing has a number of vocal followers, but the scientific community widely regards it as nonsensical."

Whole article here. Enough for me. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_healing. Wake me up when it gets RA...

 

Nice catch, Johann. This President awarded himself a PhD in International Law at his Selinus University.

 

Quantum theory talks about entanglement or action at a distance. Quantum healing is a fancy word for energy healing where the healer uses energy to heal at a distance. Some people talk about quantum touch. There is research that backs up the benefit of energy healing but it is not much different than any other relaxation technique that promotes healing because the person is not stressed.
I doubt this program has anything to do with quantum technology that requires heavy mathematics and quantum mechanics. In general, quantum doctors use energy healing, crystals and other similar techniques.
There is research that do use quantum technology in medicine but it has nothing to do with this type of programs. In general, any electronic technology uses quantum theory so any biomedical engineering technology can be considered quantum.