Merry Christmas (or The Four Phases of Life)

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  1. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    My wife said if I grew my beard out I'd probably look like Santa, so I told her I wasn't ready for the fourth phase of life yet. It turned out that she had never heard of this, so I had to explain what the four phases of life are:

    1. You believe in Santa Claus.

    2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.

    3. You are Santa Claus.

    4. You look like Santa Claus.

    I am still firmly in the third phase of life, thank you very much! And Merry Christmas, everyone!
     
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  2. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    I'm getting paid time and a half today to read books and browse the internet. Best Christmas ever!!!! I hope everyone who sees this is having their own version of the best Christmas ever.

    Your profile pic makes you look like an adult contemporary musician. If you snuck into the Grammys, everyone would swear that they had been to one of your concerts at some point.
     
  3. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    LOL, last year I had a small part in a community theater production of Titanic: The Musical, and that's the photo they took for the program. So... sort of? :D
     
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  4. Jonathan Whatley

    Jonathan Whatley Well-Known Member

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    Lerner Well-Known Member

  6. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    Anyone who knows my lack of fashion sense knows that no jacket is ever required.
     
  7. Bruce

    Bruce Moderator

    First Christmas in many years I didn’t have to work today or Christmas Eve.

    Merry Christmas all!
     
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