Letter of Intent

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Maniac Craniac, May 13, 2011.

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  1. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Dear World,

    I intend to conquer you.

    Sincerely,
    Maniac Craniac
     
  2. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    When you succeed can I have Boston?

    :yup:
     
  3. Tireman 44444

    Tireman 44444 Well-Known Member

    I would like Colonial Williamsburg sir...
     
  4. StefanM

    StefanM New Member

    I was chosen to relay a message:

    Dear Maniac Craniac,

    Bring it.

    Sincerely,

    The World
     
  5. mattbrent

    mattbrent Well-Known Member

    Dear MC,

    Not if I do it first.

    Yours,
    The Honorable Emperor-to-be of the World MB
     
  6. Tireman 44444

    Tireman 44444 Well-Known Member

    Dear Manic Craniac,

    Resistance is futile

    The Borg
     
  7. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    No... that's how this whole thing started...

    Maniac Craniac: Can I have you?
    Boston: No.
    Maniac Craniac: I'm taking you over.
    Boston: You'll have to take over the world first!
    Maniac Craniac: OK, see you in a few.
     
  8. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Dear Mr.Brent,

    As you are reading this letter, the world's plastic wrap and duct tape industries have already been taken in under my command. Now, nothing can stop Crania Mania.

    Sincerely,
    Maniac Craniac
     
  9. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Dear Borg,

    I agree. Therefore, get me my morning tea, and continue to take over the earth as planned. Don't forget to post my picture up on every billboard and bus terminal.

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    Try to take everyone alive, except for the cast of Jersey Shore. Oh, and please retrieve a sample of Indiana Evans', Nataniele Robeiro's and Brandi Reed's DNA so that we can begin to manufacture my legion of queens.

    Sincerely,
    Maniac Craniac
     
  10. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Matt: I just noticed that your sig line says "MA in Interdisciplinary Studies - WNMU - Set to finish in May 2011." Is that target date coming true?
     
  11. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    Okay, fine, I'll be the one to say it:

    "No thanks -- for them I'd rather donate some DNA samples."

    So, can we close this thread now or what? :yup:

    -=Steve=-
     
  12. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Wow. I concede. You win this thread, the internet and everything except for the duct tape... and Nataniele, she's mine! :aargh4:
     

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