Letter of Intent

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  1. Maniac Craniac

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    Dear World,

    I intend to conquer you.

    Sincerely,
    Maniac Craniac
     
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    When you succeed can I have Boston?

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    I would like Colonial Williamsburg sir...
     
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    I was chosen to relay a message:

    Dear Maniac Craniac,

    Bring it.

    Sincerely,

    The World
     
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    Dear MC,

    Not if I do it first.

    Yours,
    The Honorable Emperor-to-be of the World MB
     
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    Dear Manic Craniac,

    Resistance is futile

    The Borg
     
  7. Maniac Craniac

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    No... that's how this whole thing started...

    Maniac Craniac: Can I have you?
    Boston: No.
    Maniac Craniac: I'm taking you over.
    Boston: You'll have to take over the world first!
    Maniac Craniac: OK, see you in a few.
     
  8. Maniac Craniac

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    Dear Mr.Brent,

    As you are reading this letter, the world's plastic wrap and duct tape industries have already been taken in under my command. Now, nothing can stop Crania Mania.

    Sincerely,
    Maniac Craniac
     
  9. Maniac Craniac

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    Dear Borg,

    I agree. Therefore, get me my morning tea, and continue to take over the earth as planned. Don't forget to post my picture up on every billboard and bus terminal.

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    Try to take everyone alive, except for the cast of Jersey Shore. Oh, and please retrieve a sample of Indiana Evans', Nataniele Robeiro's and Brandi Reed's DNA so that we can begin to manufacture my legion of queens.

    Sincerely,
    Maniac Craniac
     
  10. Ted Heiks

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    Matt: I just noticed that your sig line says "MA in Interdisciplinary Studies - WNMU - Set to finish in May 2011." Is that target date coming true?
     
  11. SteveFoerster

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    Okay, fine, I'll be the one to say it:

    "No thanks -- for them I'd rather donate some DNA samples."

    So, can we close this thread now or what? :yup:

    -=Steve=-
     
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    Wow. I concede. You win this thread, the internet and everything except for the duct tape... and Nataniele, she's mine! :aargh4:
     

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