Joe Rogan Offered to train Elon Musk to Fight Vladimir Vladimirovich

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  1. Charles Fout

    Charles Fout Active Member

    Joe Rogan has offered to train Elon Musk to prepare him for his challenge fight with the President of the Russian Federation. I believe Vladimir Vladimirovich is an actual Judo/SAMBO Master of Sport with a lifetime of training. As much as I like Elon Musk, my opinion is he would have zero chance in a fight with Vladimir Vladimirovich. Now if Joe Rogan were able to enlist the help of his rival, fifty-six times BBJ World Champion, Renato Laranja, with the training training, Musk's chances would increase exponentially.

    I doubt any person with no martial Arts background could be quickly trained to fight a lifelong Martial Arts Practicioner. Musk's challenge has me thinking "Barry Lyndon." Perhaps they could utilize Duling Pistols.https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/03/28/joe-rogan-offers-to-train-elon-musk-to-fight-vladimir-putin/amp/
     
  2. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    I was going to say that these people are all high af if they think this could ever happen, but then, we're in the Biff-Tannen-was-president timeline, so I suppose anything's possible.
     
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  3. Dustin

    Dustin Well-Known Member

    Once again, Musk sees a global crisis and thinks, "How can I make this about me?"
     
  4. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    Fair, but then you have to admit that it's worked out for him pretty well so far.
     
  5. Charles Fout

    Charles Fout Active Member

    Do you think there is any possibility of Elon Musk becoming proficient enough to complete against any black belt and/or Master of Sport. I would love for the fight to happen, with Musk cheating to win. The scandal would be called ',Elongate.
     
  6. Rachel83az

    Rachel83az Well-Known Member

    Musk is 50 and Putin is 74. I'd wager that it'd be a relatively even fight. Maybe.
     
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  7. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    But as a Russian athlete, we might expect Putin to use performance-enhancing substances to ensure victory....
     
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  8. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    Maybe Elon has a secret lab in the back of a Tesla plant, that produces BETTER ones!
     
  9. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    ...Or perhaps a little bit of Novichok on his opponent ... or thallium, polonium-210 etc etc.. Ask one opponent who lived ... Mr. Navalny. As a penalty for surviving, he's now in Putin's finest jail, for who knows how long - Vlad keeps adding years to his sentence.
     
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  10. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    I was pretty dismayed to find, especially in recent years, there's a sport (or anything) called SAMBO. But, it's Russian, not English in origin, so... that's maybe understandable. Rabbi Wiki (thanks, nosborne48) tells me that the sport is now usually referred to as "Sombo" in English-speaking countries, for obvious reasons. --- Today, I learned.
     
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  11. Charles Fout

    Charles Fout Active Member

    As I'm sure you have read already the word 'SAMBO' is an acronym. There are two kinds. Sport SAMBO is a grappling art similar to Judo and Jiujitsu with a different role set. Combat SAMBO is very much like mixed martial arts. It's almost everything goes. Even head butts are allowed
     
  12. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    Yes. I read that. As you wrote, accurately, it's an acronym - and a word. And you read my post. I'm sure you know why that word/acronym was changed for English-speaking countries. But since, in your words, the Lord commands me to love you, Charles - I say you may do exactly as you please. I'll look the other way. Permanently, if I have to.
     
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  13. Charles Fout

    Charles Fout Active Member

    Much love to you, as well. We do pronounce SAMBO as "Sombo." However, in the United States we still write and read 'SAMBO' Please see the website of the U.S. governing body of the sport.
    http://usasambo.com/tournaments/
     
  14. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    Seen it.
     
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