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Sorry for pitching-in late. I confess too - I am the sole proprietor of the Indian Universities I often quote or suggest - IGNOU, Jaipur National U, Don Bosco, Madurai Kamaraj U etc etc.
Wait...will I face a litigation from these schools? I need a legal opinion from my friend PhD-Scholar (with a degree in Law)

 

I have often referenced my connections with the Illuminatti which are based on my liaison duties as a member of my core allegiance to the White Lotus. I bring this up as I am wondering if you are perhaps connected to the Nine Unknown or the Thuggees. I raise the issue because I am imagining the formation of an educational cartel controlled by our respective groups. I know that my position in the White Lotus would be greatly enhanced if I could even initiate such a cooperative venture. Perhaps the same is true for you. Let's do lunch.

 

You know, that's EXACTLY what Jeff Bezos said when I made him a similar offer.

Weird.

 

This thread, for some reason, made me think of the Rev. Dr. Leland Milton Goldblatt.

That guy (or possibly, a group of students who wrote crazy crap under that name) provided me endless hours of enjoyment when I used to lurk around the Universal Life Church newsgroup.

I think it's because the only thing missing from this thread is intentionally poorly edited photos aiming to "prove" the legitimacy of this pretend university.

 

With a little concentrated effort we could probably find that photo of the guy in the robes, the weird hat and the curtain rod.

 

The character I was referring to is/was Dr. Chief Alexander Swift Eagle. All the links that connected to his photo are dead. If anyone has a working link please let me know.

 

My other favorite: "I have a law degree and for that reason, I know the laws of the United States." No, speaking like that, you most certainly do not, sir.

 

."].]Ambon - pravoslavný weblog
Archbishop Michael - Archdiocese Of The Holy O.C.C. Orthodox Christian Ministries
http://http://www.igrejaortodoxahispanica.com/Imagens/Diversas/Alexander_Swift_Eagle_Justice.jpg

I could still find the curtain rod in a google image search, but the link is dead.. sorry

 

I think I found the same reference and the same dead link to the photo. I spent a full 15 minutes scouring the web for the photo before I lost interest. Maybe some intrepid soul will pull one from the wayback machine.

 

Swift Eagle

Rev. Dr. Archbishop Cosmonaut Swift Eagle's portrait with curtain rod has to be out there. There are hundreds of locations for his International University for Fundamental Studies on archive.org, including this long one: IUFS - International University of Fundamental Studies - The School for International Degree Qulifications

 

Here's a site full of photos, where many of the links still work . . . but still no curtain rod: Home

 

It's not fake it's real one.

 

I'm sure you're right, it's a real curtain rod.

 

I think it's here, from his International Theological University web site, about halfway down the page

https://web.archive.org/web/20050207073518/http://www.education-1.net/chancellor.htm

If memory serves me right, he threatened to sue anyone who said anything negative about him for $100,000, for libel.

 

That's fantastic! I think they still sell that model of cutain rod at Home Depot.

 

Thank you for finding this. It's sort of like an old friend being spotted. The Social Security Death Index does list an "Alexander Justice" that might well be him: TinyURL.com - shorten that long URL into a tiny URL

 

From their website: "Church for new generation of people" Hmmm, maybe not the best place to study English grammar.

 

I think what amuses me most is that he was willing to drop money on Orthodox vestments (which are expensive) but cheaped out on the crosier.

But, I can't fault the guy. After all, he:

"

Never abused drugs or alcohol

Never had a gambling problem

Never cheated on his wife'

And, he also has the an exemplary work history:

"Worked outside the home from age 7 (paper route and selling oranges from a fruit vendor's truck)

Other Jobs

Tortilla Factory worker age 12-17

Box Boy - Major Retail Grocery Chain - age 17

Promoted to Clerk after 10 months

Promoted to Assistant Manager at age 19

Worked up the management ladder for the Grocery Store Chain until age 25 - resigned because the Retail Grocery Store hours caused very limited time with wife and with family.'

Not to mention the four Ph.D.'s and the official designation as a Russian Cosmonaut.

And in all of that, he couldn't drag himself over to eBay where he could buy one of a dozen crosiers?

 

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